Last Wednesday I picked Smiley up from his First Communion class. On the way home I asked him about his teacher, a beautiful young woman who also taught YaYa and Lulu.
“Is she nice?” I said.
“Yes,” he replied.
“She’s awfully cute. Don’t you think so?”
He shook his head no. I was surprised. Smiley has always had an eye for the ladies. “What kind of girl do you like? I asked.
“Do you like brunettes?” I asked.
“Dark haired girls.”
Hmm, I prefer brunettes.
“Tall or short?”
Huh. I like tall women.
“Skinny or with some meat on their bones?”
“Meat,” he said, then held his thumb and forefinger out, just a hair apart. He turned to me with a wicked little grin, his eyes dancing with mischief. “But just a lil bit”