Lisa: I'm going to go check Facebook.
Me: Why? Don't you want to watch the movie?
Lisa: Go ahead and start it. I'll only be a minute. I haven't checked Facebook in a week.
Me: Then you're gonna need more than a minute. I probably have 60 posts on there.
Lisa: Oh, I don't read your stuff.
Me [aghast]: Whattaya mean you don't read my posts?
Lisa: It's all books and boring junk. I don't want to read that nerdy s**t.