The Laws of Yahtzee

1. Full-sheet #Yahtzee games are the bomb. Single game hands are for wimps and children.

   
   

   
   

   They [ones] count #YahtzeeLaws

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2. Dan ‏@ki15h

   All full houses, accepted or not, must be greeted by calls of "Full Hooowwwwse" by your opponents #YahtzeeLaws

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3. Dan ‏@i15h

   They'll kill you in Vegas for that #YahtzeeLaws #grandmakohn

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4. Dan ‏@nski15h

   I'll take that full house - and i won't feel bad about it #YahtzeeLaws

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5. Dan ‏@ski15h

   Two's are hot #YahtzeeLaws

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6. Dan ‏@ki15h

   that's a lot of pips #YahtzeeLaws

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7. Dan ‏@ski15h

   Take it [full house] when it's offered #YahtzeeLaws

   
   

   1. Dan ‏@i14h

      It is permissible, even encouraged, 2 cuss at or berate an opponent's Yahtzee, but it *must* b followed by insincere congrats #YahtzeeLaws

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   2. Dan ‏@ynski14h

      Secure your top #YahtzeeLaws

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   3. Dan ‏@ski14h

      Talk to the dice. It helps. They like attention. #YahtzeeLaws

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   4. Dan ‏@nski14h

      Never waste ur 3rd roll trying 2 finish off a lg straight, unless u've got the small on the table & r content 2 settle for it. #YahtzeeLaws

      
      

      An open ended [ 2-5] attempt at a large straight is a beautiful thing to see on a first roll.