Yesterday Smiley trapped the Lump in the corner of the dining room, using the high chair and a sheet to make a tent of his own. Lump, although untouched and in no danger, was screaming to escape. I came into the room and lifted her into the clear. I then turned to Smiley and said, in a mock scolding voice: "Nobody puts Baby in the Corner!"
Lisa started laughing, and realizing I had planned my words from the moment she cried she said, simply, "Dork."