Just. Stop.

Weep for our culture. 

Dude, Where's My Car?

Dude parked his car in front of my house and crossed the road to his buddy's house,  looking anxiously over his shoulder at me the whole way.  Fear not sir,  I shall not steal your precious Ford Focus.

35 Years. And 30.

Today marks 35 years since Little Grandpa died. Oh, and I guess it's Elliot Z's 30th birthday too ;)