Yuppity Yup

Well it is. Don't lie. 

This Tesla owner's got a sense of humor, what can I say?

Awww, no problem!

Why, you're very welcome!

5 Love Languages

 Can I choose them all Dan? LOL - Lisa

LOL

LOL

 

Get it?

:Rimshot:

Ah. THAT'S why lol

This must be why my wife is so unhappy all the time. #icanthelpimbeautiful

The Elephant in the Room

Right Twix or Nothing!

Because I'll be damned if I buy any of that liberal "Left" #Twix crud.

Maybe

Me: I'm going to quit FB at the end of the year. 

Lisa: Never going to happen.  You love arguing,  and you're an attention who*e.

Birds and Bees Indeed

I'm no zoologist, but I just watched two ducks f-ing on the lawn of my kid's school. The male appeared to finish, push the female down into the grass, then strut away #WellDonePlaya

A Cleaning List

 Lol. A cleaning list I can actually follow!! Ha! - Lisa

From Lisa

 

LOL

My mother-in-law, asking Lu about Great America: "Did you get to go on the Legal Team ride?" 

Lu: " ??? . . you mean The Justice League?" 

LOL

For Realz

I'm not saying y'all's FB pages are dull or one-note, but I'm jealous you get to look forward to my posts and I don't. #ModestyIsDishonesty

Ouch

Me: You've got a good looking Dad, kid.

LuLu: Yup. It's a shame I've never met him.

Ouch LOL

Me: You've got a good looking Dad, kid.

LuLu: Yup. It's a shame I've never met him.

A Simple Truth

This is my most beloved personal philosophy