Love and Diet Pepsi

A Mysterious Package

So this arrived in the mail Saturday. No return address. No invoice. No documentation. No one claims to have ordered it for me. 

I can only assume it's the equivalent of a Hogwarts letter and I've been drafted. 

Deus Vult folks, I'm off to Jerusalem. I hope they stock size 4x armor. 

The Ghost of Christmas Future

"Daddy, how did Grampy die back in 2025?"

"He was killed driving to work in a snowstorm."

"Was it important work Daddy?"

"Oh yes, young Ebenezer,yes it was.  He had a misdemeanor sentencing AND intake that day!"

Something for Everyone Today

Yuppity Yup

Well it is. Don't lie. 

This Tesla owner's got a sense of humor, what can I say?

Awww, no problem!

Why, you're very welcome!

5 Love Languages

 Can I choose them all Dan? LOL - Lisa

LOL

LOL

 

Get it?

:Rimshot:

Ah. THAT'S why lol

This must be why my wife is so unhappy all the time. #icanthelpimbeautiful

The Elephant in the Room

Right Twix or Nothing!

Because I'll be damned if I buy any of that liberal "Left" #Twix crud.

Maybe

Me: I'm going to quit FB at the end of the year. 

Lisa: Never going to happen.  You love arguing,  and you're an attention who*e.

Birds and Bees Indeed

I'm no zoologist, but I just watched two ducks f-ing on the lawn of my kid's school. The male appeared to finish, push the female down into the grass, then strut away #WellDonePlaya

A Cleaning List

 Lol. A cleaning list I can actually follow!! Ha! - Lisa

From Lisa

 

LOL

My mother-in-law, asking Lu about Great America: "Did you get to go on the Legal Team ride?" 

Lu: " ??? . . you mean The Justice League?" 

LOL