This Tesla owner's got a sense of humor, what can I say?

Awww, no problem!

Why, you're very welcome!

5 Love Languages

 Can I choose them all Dan? LOL - Lisa

LOL

LOL

 

Ah. THAT'S why lol

This must be why my wife is so unhappy all the time. #icanthelpimbeautiful

Right Twix or Nothing!

Because I'll be damned if I buy any of that liberal "Left" #Twix crud.

Birds and Bees Indeed

I'm no zoologist, but I just watched two ducks f-ing on the lawn of my kid's school. The male appeared to finish, push the female down into the grass, then strut away #WellDonePlaya

A Cleaning List

 Lol. A cleaning list I can actually follow!! Ha! - Lisa

From Lisa

 

LOL

My mother-in-law, asking Lu about Great America: "Did you get to go on the Legal Team ride?" 

Lu: " ??? . . you mean The Justice League?" 

LOL

For Realz

I'm not saying y'all's FB pages are dull or one-note, but I'm jealous you get to look forward to my posts and I don't. #ModestyIsDishonesty

Ouch

Me: You've got a good looking Dad, kid.

LuLu: Yup. It's a shame I've never met him.

LOL

Isn't it disgusting what you can buy at Wal-Mart nowadays? ;)

LOL

Auto correct humor:.....true story! I just texted my good friend JJ and intended to write "hey want to go to Marquette with us and then get lunch?"....and auto correct wrote "want to go to make out with us and then get lunch?". Of course I didn't notice til i hit send. Good thing she didn't write back "hell ya!"  before I texted to correct myself.  I mean we are a nice looking couple, lol. Oh that was a good laugh!!! Anyone have any auto correct stories?  I challenge you to top this one! - Lisa

As good a motto as any

As good a motto as any

LOL

After a game of concentration with the kids went awry. 

Lisa: I am now officially the worst mother ever. 

Me: Nooooo, not 'officially'. There's been no legal action.

Tee-Hee

A Scary Restroom Visit

Oh man, was I worried for a second. But then I remembered: "Oh, that's right. I had cherry soda last night".

Um....

Oddest comment I've seen online tonight (and no, it isn't mine) "Most of you probably won't read this, but I would love for nothing more than to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you, I'm different. On January 11th, I'm moving to Antarctica. I've already cut off my arms and wiggle around on my stomach everywhere I go as I've been training for life on the ice. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise, if you give me a chance and the support I need, I'll become the greatest walrus ever."