From the movie Ghost Breakers, here's a dandy of a quip from Bob Hope. And yes, it's Snopes verified.
h/t to Opinionated Lady
Hope: "You live here?"
Man: "Yes."
Hope: "Then maybe you know what a zombie is."
Man: "When a person dies and is buried, it seems there are certain voodoo priests who . . .who have the power to bring him back to life."
Woman: "How horrible!"
Man: "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of their own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
Hope: "You mean like Democrats?"