Published writer, compulsive reader, Old School Whovian, Match Game enthusiast, NKOTB fan, data hoarder, and - surprisingly, given that list - married with four kids. Welcome to my take on life, fatherhood, entertainment, and whatever strikes my fancy. Enjoy!
Showing posts with label Dawn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dawn. Show all posts
Sunday, April 24, 2016
When I was out at the gas station just now with OJ I ran into Dawn, a bi-sexual former prostitute from Job Prior. When she saw me she gave me a hug and congratulated me on law school. From the looks of it she's clean now and doing much better in life herself. I tried to play up the hug to OJ, just to prove how studly her Dad is, but she coldly said: "I'm not worried about it. No woman wants you anyway." #Ouch
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