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Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Arrival

 I haven't seen all the Best Picture nominee films yet, but if you think for one second that La-La-Land was in any way, shape, form, or substance, the superior to The Arrival, then you don't deserve to watch another movie this year.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Bill Paxton

 RIP. I really enjoyed his work, from Aliens to Big Love.

Rachel Dolezal is Not Doing Well

I forgave her long ago, because she's hot. Apparently, neither White nor Black America agree with me.



Simply Nailogical

Somehow Smiley and I just found ourselves watching a ten minute Youtube video by Simply Nailogical on our living room TV. I don't understand how it happened. I don't understand why we didn't stop it. I don't . . . I don't understand.

Joseph Wapner

 RIP "People's Court" Judge Wapner, age 97.

Friday, February 24, 2017

 Watching the final episode of the 11th Doctor with LuLu

Lightning Crashes

The lightning slashing across the night sky, and the rain relentlessly tapping on the window, is both relaxing and unexpected. A thunderstorm on a brisk February night? And a winter storm warning for later in the day? Wow.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

A Winter Bike Ride??

 I biked with the kids to school this morning - on FEBRUARY 22nd. Wow.





Quote

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. Frederick Douglas

Half a Decade

This morning my boss presented me with a framed certificate honoring 5 years of service to the company - the third time in my life I've reached that milestone.




Twenty two years (and about an hour) ago a young waitress wrote down her phone number on a napkin she left with my bill. Best meal ever. Happy Anniversary Lisa Xo

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

I took Junie with me to vote today. "You're going to vote for someone evil," she said. "You always do."

A Parker Connection

At the post office today a neat coincidence. The man in front of us in line was packaging up a copy of Robert B. Parker's "Ceremony" for shipping. I told him my son was named after the author, and the guy - a bookstore owner - showed me the title page. It was personally signed by RBP. Very cool.

A Pic of Big Grandma

This is my paternal Grandmother and Joe Brocki, Grandpa's best friend. Years later Joe's wife Rose would be my Dad's Godmother.




Monday, February 20, 2017

The First Bike Ride of the Year!

Smiley and I took the first Team Slap bike ride of 2017 today - on February 20th!!! - biking to and from my mother-in-law's apartment,a round trip of 4.4 miles. Alas, she wasn't home! Lol. A great ride to kick off the year!

The hip is hurting a bit from the bike ride, but it's totally worth it. Today was a good day.





Happy Birthday Kurt

 Kurt Cobain would have been 50 years old today. RIP good sir.

Soooooo True


 

Sunday, February 19, 2017

A Nice Walk with my Kiddos

Smiley, Junie and I set out on a walk to enjoy the weather today. We walked to and from the Family Dollar store, meandering a bit along the route.








Me and Smiley long ago


 

Norma McCorvey, aka Jane Roe

Norma McCorvey, the woman who was the anonymous plaintiff in  Roe v Wade, the 1973 SCOTUS case that decided that individual state laws banning abortion were unconstitutional, has died at 69.

RIP 

Yeah, No

"During cooking, bats may emit strong odors reminiscent of urine. This may be reduced by cooking with added garlic, onion, chili pepper or beer." - Wikipedia. 

Ummm, maybe that's nature's way of saying "Eat something else you jackass."

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Summer?

February 18th. Milwaukee, WI. Normal high: around 33. Today's high: 68. If this is global warming, I'll take it.



Friday, February 17, 2017

This Man Belongs in Heaven

 


St Auggie's Fish Fry

 I'm having trouble expressing how happy - how Milwaukee - I feel as I enjoy a great fish fry in a church basement. I opted for the baked fish, as you can see. The basement filled up within minutes of us sitting down.




Easter Wreaths

Lisa made these for my Mom, at her request. The pictures, honest and truly, don't do the work justice. My Mom was very grateful.







Speedway was Robbed

Speedway on 124th and National was just robbed. I walked into the store just moments after the robber left. The cashier is OK but was treated roughly and was in tears. The cops are already on the scene.

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Why Change Perfection?

 The thimble is my piece of choice. This isn't progress; it's an outrage.




The US Did Nothing

Russia threatened and harassed Ukraine, then walked in and took Crimea from them by force.

The US did nothing.

Russia shot down a passenger jet.

The US did nothing.

Russia sent troops into the Middle East, negating a ban enforced by 12 US Presidents.

The US did nothing.

Russia taunted our naval vessels.

The US did nothing.

All of that was under OBAMA and yet the press is trying to convince us that *Trump* is somehow selling us out to Moscow? Good grief, get off the drugs. #DoNotTrustTheMedia

Yup.

 Chipper, super happy people anger me. A lot. Discuss.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

 It's snowing in New Berlin.

Quote

 "A man who has made no enemies is probably not a very good man." - Justice Scalia

Happy Valentines Day 2017!


My littlest valentine made me breakfast in bed, waffles and strawberries 🍓 she heated up the syrup ❤ ..... Hope ask of you have Valentine surprises all day, spread the love  - Lisa





Grandma Jeanne: Thats my sweet Junie  she is always doing sweet stuff. Not looking forward to her teen years. Stay sweet



Lisa: Just found out my kids when buying candy grams at school all buy themselves one, and wrote messages to themselves to boot, lol..Smiley says he wrote on one of his (to himself)..."you're beautiful" .....lol....props to self love


Monday, February 13, 2017

 Exploring Costco with Lisa

Not my words, but certainly my thoughts: Nothing makes more of an impactful statement, in advocating for acceptance into the United States and calling for equal treatment of American civil rights, than waving a Mexican Flag, the symbol of a nation you didn't love enough to remain in and help improve.


Strolling with Junie

I took Junie with me on a walk to pick up some takeout, then stopped at the park.




Sunday, February 12, 2017

Impractical Jokers Live

We're back from seeing Impractical Joker's for the second time in two years! They were even funnier this time around, and seemed to venture off script more often. Q centric this time, with barely a word from Murr, the only downer was that the finale was a repeat of the video that closed out the 2015 show :(

Still, a great time!

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Hal Moore

RIP Army legend Hal Moore, the commanding officer during the battle for the Ia Drang valley in 1965. Your nation thanks you sir.

Mike Ilitch

 Little Caesar's Pizza founder Mike Ilitch, has died at 87. RIP

This is good. It tastes nothing like GSA Thin Mint cookies, but it's yummy all the same.


 

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

What a Difference!

 Lisa did a great job on this coffee table!







Chris Carter to Sign with the Yankees

Yes!

When the Brewers parted ways with him I had hoped this would happen. He'll make a fine stopgap first baseman for the Yanks.

Welcome to a real club Chris!

nydailynews.com
Yankees reportedly ink NL home run champ Chris Carter to one-year, $3 million deal

Monday, February 6, 2017

BT Junkie

BTJunkie permanently closed shop today. RIP. U were loved.

2005 - 2012
This is the end of the line my friends. The decision does not come easy, but we've decided to voluntarily shut down. We've been fighting for years for your right to communicate, but it's time to move on. It's been an experience of a lifetime, we wish you all the best!

A Warm Day and a Nice Walk

Junie and I enjoying the balmy 40 degree weather with a walk to the pet store and a stop at the park on the way back.



Sunday, February 5, 2017

Don't Tempt Fate

Those laughing and creating memes about the "Bowling Green Massacre" - the non-event [White House Spokesperson] Conway mistakenly spoke of - should be careful about tempting fate. I fear they will jinx such an event into existence.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

A Great Find!

My first thought when I bought it: I can't wait to post it on the Wolfe Pack FB site! Lol 66 likes/ comments from my fellow fans of Stout!