Book Smart, But . . .

Why yes, yes I do have a doctoral degree.

Yes,  I'm also the guy who used a garment steamer on his shirt while he

 was wearing it this morning, creating a painful burn on my belly. 

 Why do you ask?

Some Of The Christmas Gifts I Received

 A Dwight Schrute inspired t-shirt by Lisa 

A bird throw pillow, also from Lisa

A Keurgig cup tray for my machine from Junie

A "Cool Dad" mug from YaYa

The Ghost of Christmas Future

"Daddy, how did Grampy die back in 2025?"

"He was killed driving to work in a snowstorm."

"Was it important work Daddy?"

"Oh yes, young Ebenezer,yes it was.  He had a misdemeanor sentencing AND intake that day!"

An Equation

If I could go back and relive the '90's I suppose I'd miss my kids.  

But I'd have my pager,  Pearl Jam,  my flannels,  my bong, and the hair of a god again. 

Seems a fair trade. 

Day 12

Day Five

This Hit The Nail On The Head

Never ever,  not once,  have I been at a live event and not wanted it to end. No matter how much I was enjoying it,  no matter how good the performance, no matter how thrilling the game,  part of me always wishes to be done and on my way home.