The Poop Poem

Apparently Slapinions has a small following at Junie's school, and THIS post about me mistakenly eating some of Smiley's poop many, many years ago is a topic of some popularity.  

Come to find out, it inspired a poem Junie's classmate MK wrote for an assignment LOL

Lisa Composes a Poem

For Halloween, Lisa had to compose a nursery rhyme for Junie to take to school to accompany her (award winning) unicorn costume. Here it is: There once a unicorn named Uni/She was cute as can be, but puny/Wherever she went, she galloped so slow/her friends laughed and called her looney

Credit to Stephen Crane

"Sir, I exist!"