From the movie Ghost Breakers, here's a dandy of a quip from Bob Hope. And yes, it's Snopes verified.
h/t to Opinionated Lady
Hope: "You live here?"
Man: "Yes."
Hope: "Then maybe you know what a zombie is."
Man: "When a person dies and is buried, it seems there are certain voodoo priests who . . .who have the power to bring him back to life."
Woman: "How horrible!"
Man: "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of their own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
Hope: "You mean like Democrats?"
Ha! You turd. :P
ReplyDeleteFunny, how long did it take you to find that clip :)
ReplyDeleteThat was great. I found my self trying to figure out what the punch line could be before they got to it. File it under funny but true.
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LOLOL!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! That's GREAT!!!!
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