I've already forgotten why I took YaYa and Ginger to the pet store, but I think it was just to waste some time and look at the animals.
While we were there we spent a lot of time in the bird room, where both Ginger and I stood fascinated by all the noise and color. YaYa, not so much. I sent Lisa this pic.
She wrote back. "NO BIRDS!"
"Xmas?" I texted.
"NO BIRDS"
"Xmas??"
"NO BIRDS. EVER."
"Ever is a long time," I wrote. We'll see.
We checked out the kittens
then ventured into the small mammal room, the one that holds bunnies, ferrets . . . and mice and rats. I know most people think it's a joke when I say I despise rodents. How can I be cool with spiders, insects (which spiders are not), reptiles, birds, etc, but hate a little mouse? Mister, it's a feeling so strong it's at the DNA level. After a few minutes in the room I was starting to feel ill, and no amount of saying "they're in cages" could stop it.
"We have to go," I said.
"Why?" said Yaya, her eyes twinking.
"We have to go. Now."
"But Dad, I want a pet rat. Look how cute his thick little tail is . . "
"Enough!" I said, and left the room. YaYa followed, laughing. Evil kid.
Anyhow, after I recovered it was on to the reptile room, where we 'saved' a turtle that had fallen on its back, then moved on to the fish.
Ugh, just writing about the rats a minute ago gave me the heebie-jeebies. Ugh. Eyes of the Devil, they are, Eyes of the Devil.
I did kind of get back at YaYa. Later I made her trim such ginormous weeds that had sprouted behind the trampoline.
Guess we will not be seeing a "BEN" review anytime soon :o)
ReplyDeleteHave you ever read Stephen King's short story "Graveyard Shift"?
ReplyDeleteAre we helping? >:]
Way to go YaYa...
ReplyDeleteLOL and still smiling.
Hey, what's wrong with bunny rabbits? Or ferrets? Or rats, for that matter?
ReplyDeleteI've had bunnies, a ferret, and I desperately wanted a pet rat when I was still single and working at the hospital.
And we have a hamster right now. ;)
Wanna come visit? I'll be sure to let you play with Copper.
Muahahahaaha.
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