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Monday, May 22, 2017

I went to Five Below and nearby Omega Restaurant with Lisa

Ridiculous to find this objectionable

I was going to post this an hour ago, with a joke about how I was sure some liberal would find this statement offensive. Annnnd then, in the meantime, some liberals did object. Honestly, he should stop worrying (if he does) about ANYONE that voted for HRC. They will never care for him, no matter what. F 'em.

The Rec Site SUCKS

I'm a 3rd year law student with additional graduate level work in library science and education - and it has taken me ONE HOUR to register my kids for classes on the Milwaukee Rec site AND I was just informed I have to start over from scratch. #EitherIveGoneStupidOrTheirSiteSux

Watching Dr Who

1971's "The Daemons" -

"I see Yates. So the Doctor was frozen stiff at the Barrows, and was then revived by a freak heat wave. Benton was beaten up by invisible forces, and the local white witch claims she's seen the Devil." - The Brigadier, calmly recapping recent events.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

I (all too briefly) got to chat with Nick S tonight. It was good seeing you!

Drumline!

I just had the pleasure of watching my son perform in drumline! What a great job! Proud of you PD!

How to Improve MLB Games

If you really want to shorten MLB games: once the batter has two strikes, he should be allowed two additional foul balls. A third is a strike and an out. There's no glory in an eleven pitch at bat. It's boring as hell.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Yes, Lisa and I are watching the live stream of Racine's Post Prom Party. Why? Who the hell knows.

A Sweet Gift

This just arrived in the mail from Alys H! I'm blessed to have such friends in my life. Thank you!

Smiley's Piano Recital


A whole crowd showed up to support Smiley when he had his piano recital. The weather was wet and gloomy, but not the performance. 







He strode confidently to the microphone, adjusted it for his height, and then played for the audience. 


For a single semester of rec division piano, I was bowled over! Great job Smiley!


Smiley's Piano Recital

I just returned from Smiley's piano recital at Hamilton High School. The asterisk next to his name denotes the fact he was promoted to a higher group over the course of the three month long, weekly Milwaukee Rec class. He did great, and showed extraordinary confidence!

Friday, May 19, 2017

I just finished reading the Book of Ruth, and am about to start The Historical Books. 1 Samuel here I come.

My Thoughts

's no secret I detest the media. If the story tells only who/what/where - say a shooting, a plane crash, an election result - all good. But the second they attempt to answer "why" it becomes nothing but a bully pulpit to expouse a worldview. That's true of the rare conservative report, and certainly true for the scads on the Left. It's not a free press anymore. It's not a Constitutional safeguard for our liberty. It's a propaganda tool that is suffocating truth, and no, I don't have a solution to offer you. Except, maybe, to encourage true free thinkers and patriots to go into the profession and minimize the damage others cause.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

RIP Chris Cornell


Of the big names from the Grunge scene that I loved, and love still: Layne Staley and Andy Wood died of heroin (as did Scott Weiland), and Chris Cornell and Kurt Cobain by suicide. The last frontman standing, a mere quarter century in, is Eddie Vedder [knock on wood.] 

What a depressing day for my generation. 

RIP Chris.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

A Quiz

People still ______ despite incessant warnings in the media urging them to stop: A) Smoke B) Drink C) Do Drugs D) Text and Drive E) Sleep Around F) All of the above #HumansBeHumansAndAintNuttinWrongWithThat

Monday, May 15, 2017

I've decided to read the Bible cover to cover this summer. In 2012 I devoted a good chunk of the summer months to a textual/ historical examination of the birth and passion narratives, but I think, given the amount of text here, that this read through will be more casual, but supplemented with exterior commentary when needed. I've just finished the Pentateuch, and Joshua, which means I've only got . . . a ton left to go.
Dangit. I'm on a walk and the hip is wonky. Had to pull up just now and rest on a park bench like an old man.
If being boring is a crime I'm proud to be law abiding - Me

Sunday, May 14, 2017

The New Doctor Who episode

S10/E5 "Oxygen." If you ignore the sophomoric hate for capitalism, it was a very strong, very entertaining episode. By and large, this season has been impressive.

A Golden Anniversary

50 years ago today Yankees great Mickey Mantle hit the 500th homerun of his career.

Happy Mother's Day Ma!

That's my Mom and me on January 2nd of 1974, seventy six days before I was born (if I did the math right). I was born in plenty of time for Mother's Day that year, giving her the benefit of 43 such celebrations since the picture was taken. She deserved them all. Happy Mother's Day Mom - I wouldn't trade you for the world!

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Smiley was upset at me for taking him with me to Mass when he wanted to nap instead. He was upset with me when I demanded his (nominal) help when I cut the lawn. He was definitely upset with me about moving the animal carcass. But tonight he asked to go on a bike ride with me. Half an hour and several hills later, #WeAreGood.

One Dead Possum

In recent days I've said it smelled like something died in our shed, and today I found it: a ~10 pound long haired cat or possum with its guts split by decomposition. 

It was actually outside the shed, jammed between it and the fence. Because of the size of the space I had to have Smiley get in there with a shovel and drag it out to a point where I could reach it. 

He wasn't easy to convince, and enjoyed it even less, but as Lisa said "You're going to be a man, and men have to deal with the ugly." 

I buried the beast in the backyard.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Wow

British doctors are calling for safety labels on avacodos, because of the danger of cutting your hand when slicing them. Sigh. This, from the people who once held off Hitler.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Removal of Confederate Statues

I have mixed thoughts on this. The South should never have been allowed to venerate traitors after the war. But they did. And 150 years later the statues aren't being removed to correct that error, but to protest the ethical beliefs of a dead generation. That's an awfully slippery slope to start down.