475 yrs ago today Anne Boleyn was beheaded.

Dis is seeweeousss!

Junie is a huge Wonder Pets fan, and so 90% of her vocabulary consists of "What's gonna werk? Teamwerk!" and "Dis is seeweeousss!".

The MIstress's Revenge by Tamar Cohen

I just finished the Mistress's Revenge [by Tamar Cohen]. It was an advanced reader copy Dan brought home to read, so you might have to wait to buy it, but I highly recommend it. Very easy read, and deff a guilty pleasure, you learn nothing of value. However, reading about someone unraveling thread by nerve wracking thread was very satisfying in some perverse way - Lisa

Enough

All well and good for the world of FB to mock the sincerely held beliefs of others (so long as they are Christian, that is), but I've about had it with the crap being tossed at the End of World folk. I'm sure this lousy globe will be here long past the wknd, but since they're 'warning' me to do nothing worse than live a good life, I see no cause to be a dick.

Macha's got to go!

Nine bleeping losses in a row. Macha has to go. Not because he's the worst manager ever, or because replacing him will magically save the season. He should go because in baseball fans *believe* it will make a difference, and the fans pay the bills. This is even more true here in Milwaukee, where the dramatic Rogers/Kuehn switch took us all the way to Game Seven. So - who's the eventual replacement?

3 movies I saw in '09

So. It's a Zac Efron movie. Co-starring Matthew Perry. About a dysfunctional adult who wakes up to find himself 17 (again), a younger version of himself adrift to deal with the chaos of all the choices he's made over the years. Same sorta/kinda premise as Big. Freaky Friday. That movie with the kid from Wonder Years. You know the drill.

Except this one is really, surprisingly good.

It's funny for one thing. I don't mean a chuckle here and there, or a half-hearted smile, or even worse yet the pee-your pants laughter you'll sometimes get watching a raunchy comedy. No, this one actually makes you laugh because it has a script and acting that *work*.

Efron (whodathunkit?) plays the role of the bitter-man-in-teen-body with aplomb, and sometimes I got the impression he really was a crochety middle aged man. Perry's part is much smaller and not as impactful, but he still does well. And the love story that provides the emotional turmoil/chance for redemption throught the movie? Well done, sweet, and honest.

Did I mention this was a good movie? Go out and rent it already. I *really* liked it.

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Sad to say, my memory refuses to remind me of whether or not I've already reviewed Hamlet 2. I don't remember much of the plot details, as I saw this two years ago, but I know a whackadoodle teacher writes and produces a sequel to Hamlet for his drama class to perform.

It was funny, and I remember liking it, but obviously it didn't impact me enough to retain anything past the gist of the story. Still, worth a rental.

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Unrest is a horror film about a med student whose cadaver refuses to accept its death, leading to our heroine to believe she's a) going crazy or b) needs to investigate the cause of the death in order for the soul to be at rest.

It's not as cheesy or predictable as it sounds, and it does use genuine human fears (of death, of cadavers, etc) to ratchet up the viewer's paranoia and fear.

I liked it, even if I was grossed out at times, and I'd rate it a decent way to spend 90 minutes - if you enjoy devoting them to B movies. Which I do, so there.

~ Dan

Vahalla Rising

I just watched Vahalla Rising. It's an art film about a one-eyed Norseman who is bound for the Crusades, but somehow lands in Canada, a land his group mistakes for hell. (Understandable). It has rave reviews & is considered a masterpiece by some, but I thought it pretentious, violent & pretty damn boring, all things considered.

AI

Normally my interest in AI wanes near the end of the season, as I prefer the pre-top 12 stuff to all this rigamarole. BUT tonight's show- WOW. It was a dang cage match between Lauren and Scotty. [Haley is very attractive, but lacks maturity and discipline in her voice. She didn't factor into it for me]. I give the edge to Scotty Agree/disagree?

why are flags on the south side @ half mast? I know of no death or anniversary worth the honor.

The City of Death

Last night I watched the Doctor Who ep "The City of Death" w/ Tom Baker. Excellent script by Douglas Adams (credited to a pseudonym), full of humor and wit, and a grand villian played by the marvelous Julian Glover. It was a hoot.

God's Batallions by Rodney Stark

God's Battalions by Rodney Stark is, as its subtitle states, a justification of the Crusades. Maybe that's a poor word choice; I don't think Stark advocates war as a hobby, nor would he encourage you to march off with a cross to free Jerusalem in 2011. Rather, his thesis is that by the standards of the time, the Crusades were not only acceptable but necessary and that, a century of Political Correctness be damned, they actually did some good.

If you listen to the self-loathing spiel of the modern historian, the Crusades were the first wave of European colonialism. They were military expeditions launched for the love of plunder and a desire to force Christianity down the throat of the unwilling.

As Stark - no strong personal proponent of Christianity, by the way - details, that isn't the case. The Crusades were launched to check the rapid and violent expansion of Islam. North Africa, once home to Saints and a cornerstone of Christianity, had fallen under the sword. Apologists who write of merciful Muslim rule ignore evidence that Jews and Christians were treated with contempt. No public preaching or acknowledgement of their beliefs were allowed. Persecution was rampant, churches were leveled, and no further construction was permitted. In 1032-1033 there were over six thousand Jews murdered in Morocco, one of many mass killings recorded at the time. The future of Europe and Christianity was in doubt.

That isn't to say Christian nations of the time were gentle and compassionate. This is 1000 years ago, and the it is folly to impose the morals and standards of one era to another. Stark merely points out that there was much to fear from Islam at the time, and more than enough justification for war.

Some points really spoke to me. The first, that the so-called Dark Ages are a fabrication of later historians who force their own view of the world upon an entire era. It isn't an age we'd care to move to, but nor is it as bleak as we are led to believe.

Second, it argues against the notion that the Crusades sowed the seeds of a long standing grievance between the West and Islam. This seems to be a modern invention of convenience, as for much of the last millennia the Crusades were seen as either a Muslim victory, a localized war against the Turks, or both.

Finally, and most powerfully, the refutation of the oft-referenced idea that Muslim expansion touched off a wave of learning and discovery that resonates to the present. I read of this in nearly every general history book from elementary to high school. Not so. Much of this heralded information came not from Muslim intellectuals, but from Christian and Jewish scholars forcibly converted to Islam, and from the plundered intellectual wealth of libraries and monasteries that fell at their hands. 'Arabic' numerals are in fact Hindu, and many medical 'breakthroughs' were the product of Nesorian Christians.

A brave, intelligent work of socio-religious history. Highly recommended.


~ read in 2009

Smiley Finds a Slug in the Backyard

Junie

Making Pizza Biscuits

Watching The Voice on NBC w/ Lis and Erv, after a 2hr dWtS marathon

LuLu's Artwork

Senator Thompson?

Ryan will not run for Herb Kohl's seat, but it looks like my man Tommy Thompson is game! Whoo hoo! Welcome back Tommy, I missed ya.

I have a dishwasher repairman coming at 1 o'clock. That means I have to clean. Ugh.

Easter 2011

This Easter was a little convoluted. I worked the whole weekend, Lisa and the two oldest girls spent Holy Saturday up North, and it was just generally chaotic. We even bumped our Easter dinner to Tuesday to accomodate our schedules! None-the-less, we had the Easter baskets full and ready to go come Easter Morn.







How Lisa pulls these off I'll never know. Every kid got a pair of sandals for the summer; the older two got fashion heavy pairs, while Younger Two got sandals that were more functional.







They also each got a pack of underwear, some clothing, a toy or treat (Smiley got a pack of Punky Brewster DVD's to share with the kids) and of course candy. The girls also got earrings, and YaYa got some suspenders too.





A few days later, when we held "Easter" dinner, Grandpa K dropped off some Easter baskets too. Here are a few of the gifts in use:



I hope your Easter was happy and meaningful.


~ Dan

@ Olive Garden w/ Lis, then off to work.

Given 10 min unsupervised, Junie decorated the vanity, sink, toilet, her clothing and her face with lipstick & eye shadow. We cleaned it up, yelled at LK, & then sat down. I still had an angry, PO'd look on my face. "Just drop the act, she's out of the room" Lis said. "You know you live for this sh-t." I LOL'd - she's right.

Before school LuLu and I went to the local high school in hopes of retrieving a necklace she'd left behind aftter a rec swim class over the weekend. I didn't think there was a chance in hell of it still being around, but lo and behold there it be. Storing it in a broken locker with a smashed, askew door probably helped her cause.

I Remember

20 years ago today (IIR the date right, and I usually do), I was confirmed in the Catholic Church. The retreat that preceded the ceremony was one of the turning points in my life. There was a clear, defined moment when I looked at who I was and who I wanted to be and realized the two were worlds apart. The last 2 decades would not be possible w/out that insight.

Lagniappe (lan-yap) This word is Cajun for "something extra," like the extra donut in a baker's dozen. An unexpected nice surprise.

Nasty Weather, another Communion, and a TBR list

It was a nasty weekend here in Milwaukee. The weather was cold, the sky a consistent gray, the rain was incesstant, and the winds reached 30-35 mph. The cold was bad enough, as we had to dig out the winter jackets for the kids, the very same coats we just felt confident enough to pack away last week. The rain, eh, I can handle that. But that wind . . . yikes. I live 'near' the lake, and the wind in my backyard was considerably stronger than offically advertised, even ripping off a piece of siding near my back door.

What a morbidly bleak weekend.

There were some pluses. LuLu finished a large book report project, and we made some headway on the laundry. Big accomplishments, I know. We also attended the 1st Communion of Mary, one of LuLu's best friends.



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I want to take just a moment here to jot down a list of books to be read (or TBR as I call it). Yes, yes, I have dozens of books that await my eyes, but there have been some great choices at the bookstore lately, and I'm afraid they'll take precedence.

Henry Kissinger - On China

Lawrence Block - A drop of the Hard Stuff

John Sandford - Buried Prey

Rawhide Down: The Near Assasination of Ronald Reagan by Weiner? (misplaced authors name)

In the Garden of the Beasts by Erik Larson

There's also a book called "Think of a Number" (a mystery) that looks good, and I have to polish of Dubya's Decision Points.