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Saturday, February 7, 2015

Lu Goes Shopping!

I took LuLu shopping with the money she earned shoveling. She bought two pairs of sneakers, 3 hair clips, and an 8 pack of Powerade.




A TV for the Upstairs Hall!

The new (to us) TV that now hangs in the kid's hallway. Promise kept ya mutts. Thanks go to Socialist for mounting the hardware.






A Convo

Me: The Packers won the Super Bowl four years ago today.

Socialist: I know, I saw it when you posted it. I'm on Facebook now, I see all the things that run through your head.
Me: Kinda sad in there, isn't it?
Socialist: Pretty much, yeah.

A Skype call with LuLu!

My first ever Skype call!


 

VaguePosting

Kudos and thanks to Tre. I don't know if it takes a village to raise a kid, but it helps to have a nosy Godfather.

🙂

Daddy Fail

Daddy fail: I overslept and the kids missed their music and dance lessons. Well, "OVERslept" is a bad choice of words because if I pulled it off it would have been on 90 minutes of sleep. I'm consoling myself with the fact that LuLu is mildly ill and that in the end my failure simply reinforces Lisa's standing in #teamslap



Honest Brian Williams


 

Omro

Spending the day in Lacrosse with good friend Jolene watch her daughter, Jordan dance with her Omro team at the WI State Dance Championship. They did a marvelous job. As a senior, this is Jordan's last trip "to state" and she represented! Seems like just yesterday she was a nervous freshman worried about the audition. - Lisa




Friday, February 6, 2015

A Night of Firsts

With Lisa up north for the weekend, I have the honor of accompanying Junie and Smiley to their school dance. It is momentous. First, it is LK's first ever school dance. Second, it is for all intents and purposes Smiley's first date! He asked a girl named Isabella to the dance, and boy did her face light up when we arrived! #bigdayforTeamSlap. #awwwSmileyisgrowingup


Times Change

This *was* geography. Now, if it was taught, it would be history. A mid-to-late '80's assignment by my sister Chrissy.

Eek

I'm driving Lisa up to Omro to visit her friend Jolene. 

Judging by the volume of pro-life billboards along this highway, there must be an epidemic of abortions taking place in central/northern Wisconsin.

A coloring page I did in the '70's

Why are we just sitting still?

I don't understand why Washington is content to sit by and watch Russia engage in a clear war of expansionism in the Ukraine.

So you know . . .

On January 15th, 1982, my maternal grandparents bought a new washing machine from Sears. Model 110.83170110 with serial # C15101623, it broke down four days before Christmas in 1985 but was repaired under a service plan that expired 12-12-86. Just thought you'd like to know.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Yay Fred!

Very happy that my friend Fred Bryan survived brain surgery this morning. Good to know I still have a chance to recover that money he owes me. :)

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

The Restroom Isle

This is a piece of chipped paint on the wall above the urinal at work. A mere splotch you say, a random and indistinct marring of the wall.

Au contraire.

Every time I step up to do my business I see something different. I see a small, tropical isle, viewed as if you were approaching it by sea. Its geography is mountainous and there, in the top right of the screen you can make out soaring palm trees gracing the apex of the island.

If you think *that's* weird, wait until you hear about the people who live there . . .

A Quote from Father Peter Daley

 I should put this into practice.



Restaurante La Salsa

Just back from a largely liquid lunch with Lisa and JJ




Tuesday, February 3, 2015

I'm So Jealous!!

Oh, I'm so jealous of YaYa, to the point of stomping my feet and crossing my arm. Not only is she going to all the fabulous D.C. stops I mentioned last week, she's also visiting the USS Maine memorial *AND* Mt. Vernon. Mount Vernon!!!! Ugh. Not fair! LOL



Lisa just told me that I should make sure to educate YaYa about the various sites she'll see in D.C., and with something like the Maine memorial I'm sure I'll have to supplement what her teacher offers up. 

"Manassas too. You should teach her something about that battle." Lisa said. 

"Manassas is the southern name for it. Call it by it's rightful name, Bull Run. And I *have* taught her about it, since she was a toddler."

"July the 21st it was the year of '61
we met 'em at Manassas but they called it ol' Bull Run
Ole Patterson had orders our armies should not meet
but Johnston slipped around him
ensuring his defeat"

Which is the first verse of "Lay Ten Dollars Down", a Civil War era ditty I've sung to the kids in this family for twenty years. 

See, it's all synchronicity, in a very dorky fashion.

56 Years On

Just in case you think I forgot . . .56 years gone.

A Classic Pic

 I love this picture the lighting is so cool..... I wanna go back! #bestkidsever  - Lisa




Sunday, February 1, 2015

Smiley - Professional Snow Shoveler

Bay View roads, minus the arteries of KK and Clement, are passable but only with effort and the risk of getting stuck at any point. Quite the mess.

Here's the house of Alys H. Gulp.



Our van is double parked down the road as there are no parking spots that aren't buried in snow. Smiley is kicking butt. 








Alys: 

He definitely earned the double pay! I see the wind is awful too. GREAT job, Smiley!! Thank you!

Grandma Jeanne: 

Well done ðŸ˜Š so proud

Sybil W:

what a great lad you have there Dan.

Snow on Top of Snow

A week ago someone in New Berlin called my lot small, which is true in comparison to her own but false in relation to other city lots; we are both visually and in fact, the largest on the block. 

Lu finished the front but could not handle the wind tunnel of our backyard and alley, and so I was drafted into action. Ten to twelve inches of dense heavy snow, with a stiff wind and more coming down, made it hard going but not in the top ten worst of our time here.

YaYa proved an unwilling helper to LuLu and me, but help she did. 

Now, time for some pain pills before trying to get out of the alley and taking Smiley to Alys's house.

Cutie Patootie

Watching Backstrom with Daddy

Thanks Lu!

With me full of aches and pains from the accident and Smiley prepping for his job site, LuLu has gamely tackled the shoveling. Between this (the front walk),the back, the parking slab, and the alley I'm sure I'll be drafted soon. But thanks Olive!