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Wednesday, September 5, 2018

First Day of School PIcs!

First day of school (for them)

The New "Mayans" TV Show

Eh. It's not SAMCRO, and they put an awful lot of balls in the air from the start. Too many, me thinks. But I trust Sutter, and I'll watch the rest of the season.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

The Funeral of our Neighbor



It was a long drive to attend, especially on the heels of our trip to South Dakota. Still, LuLu, Junie and I wanted to represent the family and pay our respects, and for reasons I don't recall we took my baby grandniece Aliyah with us - her first trip out of state, and her first funeral. 

Kevin's ex was (pleasantly) surprised to see us there. LuLu was a comfort to Kevin's kids, and the flowers we had left the family were on display in the church. 

It was moving to see how many people loved Kevin. I only wish he had recognized that fact while he was here with us. 




The Bible Tour

Across from the corn palace was a shop with a walking tour of recreated Biblical scenes. We toured at the kind request of the shop owner. @ Mitchell, South Dakota

The Corn Palace

Stopped at the world's only 🌽 palace. @ Mitchell, South Dakota

A Gift from Lu

A belated birthday gift from LuLu !

Nick Clifford

I met the last remaining original Mount Rushmore worker, now age 97, and the sole survivor by 11 years. I bought his book and had it autographed. @ Mount Rushmore National Memorial


Some Pics of the Mount Rushmore Entrance






Our Hotel

We drove straight through the night and morning to South Dakota so we just enjoyed our hotel and waited until the next day to see the mountain.


This deer was my only company at 1am

Wall Drug

Overrated tourist crud. Skip it. 

South Dakota

The morning we arrived in South Dakota @ South Dakota



We're Back!

We just arrived home from a marathon trip to Mount Rushmore. 25 plus hours of driving in 53 hours, with our four kids and the exchange student. One big fight,  one puke,  one hour long wrong turn into Iowa, one tearfilled hour, one fender bender,  one national monument,  and one budget largely adhered to despite ourselves.



My younger kids will have missed the 1st day of school due to the late arrival from the trip. Having myself attended 20 plus years of school to date, they learned more on the road then they ever would in a single day in a classroom.

Justin Beiber

We just saw Justin Bieber on SNL, and called the girls down to watch him perform. LuLu is well and truly in love w/ the guy, and Junie says his name so cute . . . Anywho, while the Haters Hate, the kid produces enjoyable music with a radio friendly hook. Also of note: he did a fine job replicating Luda's rap from "Baby".

Saturday, September 1, 2018

An Explanation

Of course the McCain's hate the President.  Most Democrats do.

Friday, August 31, 2018

Wow. Ten Years Already.

10 years ago today my folks moved out of  Arthur Avenue and into their current place.  #TheDaysAreLongButTheYearsAreShort

Thursday, August 30, 2018

PERSHING not Persian

They're PERSHING donuts, not "Persian," you barbarian.  Stop pis*ing on Black Jack's memory.

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

I Speak Up

It is inherently dangerous for a conservative to speak their mind on campus. That was true back in my first-go-round, and it's doubly true now, even in the entitled air of law school. But today, for the first time ever, I had to speak up. I was in a seminar, 20 people around a single conference table, discussing of all things Ben Franklin's autobiography. To my shock the professor and the class all berated the man. His success? No doubt due to exploitation. His lifelong study of character and its application to the self? A façade to hide his sins from view. His lifelong aversion to alcohol? A lie to cover addictions.  His voracious appetite for consensual sex? Misogynistic, sexist, and, there's that word again, exploitive. He was even blamed for delaying the onset of the American novel.

 Said the professor: "I would say we were all in a agreement, but from some of the facial contortions in the room I'd say there is opposition. Dan?" And boy, out it came. "This is the new Americanism, this cynicism. We aren't allowed to have heroes anymore. We worship failure and disparage success. We bat around labels that I doubt anyone here can actually define and slap them on everyone, even 300 year old dead men. I'm supposed to believe that anyone at this table can sleep with whoever they want, in what quantity and position they want, and it's ok - and I'm not saying it's not - but I'm supposed to judge a man for having sex 250 years ago?  We all absorb and repeat 90% of what society says is ok in 2018 but somehow magically think someone in 1740 should feel the same, or that we'd be any different? It's bunk. It's wrong, and it's unfair to a great man. And for the record, he writes 10x better than Melville."  Yeah, I said it. A few ums, a few stammers, a few commas in the wrong place, but I said it.  Cue silence. Then a guy across the table, who had nodded as I ranted, finally spoke up and agreed with me, and the guy next to him nodded his own affirmation. But let me tell you, the ride on the elevator with some of the other classmates was AWKWARD.

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

The Neighbor's Suicide

When I was in class the kids texted me about a shooting across the street. When I got home I asked the officer still on the scene what happened. Kevin, a neighbor we like a lot - the owner of the dog we've house sat, and the father of the kids LuLu babysits - attempted suicide, and may not make it. I ask that you keep him and his family in your prayers tonight.

update: he didn't make it 

Sunday, August 26, 2018

Mayweather - McGregor

Where are you watching the fight?  I'm at Romaines, and the place has reached capacity and the doors are locked. 

My fellow boxing fans are aghast at the hoopla over Mayweather-McGregor, calling it a farce, an exhibition, and a circus. It is, but they are missing the point. The world is watching. They are watching BOXING. Floyd is once again bringing the sport to the masses. The correct thing to say is "Thank you sir. 

And yes, I think Mayweather will win. With luck, I hope he wins big enough to humiliate MMA and prove it a junk "sport." Maybe then MMA fans will realize that if they want to watch sweaty men in underwear roll around on top of each other, they should do it quietly on the web like the rest of us.

"Mayweather by TKO! 50-0 baby!

Floyd's camp said he planned to stop him in the ninth. They were off a round, but the plan was perfect: let him wear himself out early, then go hunting after the fifth.

I  think he played with him and gave the crowd a show until he got down to business. He didn't spar the last month, allegedly due to injury, but that's unheard of in boxing. It shows a lack of concern to say the least.

It was a fun fight to watch, all in all. 

Neill Simon

RIP Neill Simon.

RIP

My friend Mike's mother passed away today. Please keep him and his family in your prayers.

Saturday, August 25, 2018

John McCain

I do not mourn the loss of John McCain to the Senate or the party, but when the Good Lord puts his hands on a man I take mine off. Condolences to his family, and may he rest in peace.

Friday, August 24, 2018

My Thoughts

This is my honest opinion,  not a regurgitated tweet or meme: if you argue for an open border so as not to raise food prices because "no American wants those jobs," STOP  You sound like a slave owner in the old South.  "Free the slaves and cotton prices will soar,  no white man wants that job." The addition of a few cents to your precious organic squash is no rationale to keep someone working a field for two dollars an hour.  What a horrific debating point.