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Tuesday, January 8, 2019

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

If you don't think Garfield is the best cinematic Spidey, and/or fail to acknowledge this as the best Spiderman movie of them all, then you're really not worth knowing, are ya?

Monday, January 7, 2019

Bah

Hyperbole ahead: 

Bohemian Rhapsody winning Best Picture - Drama at the Golden Globes makes the Globes wholly irrelevant.  Whatever heft they once had is gone, replaced by all the respectability of the Kids Choice Awards.  Pfui.

Goodbye Dear Tree

Yesterday we finally took down our 8ft Christmas tree, purchased for $20 on Black Friday. Oh, naysayers commented that very day, delivering anecdotes about how their tree lasted but a week or so, and that we should expect the same. 

Certainly, fate can hand you a lemon, but as we proved the simple act of diligent watering and care can do wonders. The tree was so good I spread its needles along the lawn yesterday evening, , so that it can always be a part of this place.

RIP evergreen - we shall miss your loyal service.

April 9th

My fourth movie of the New Year was "April 9th," a Danish film about the German invasion of Denmark in 1940. I found it powerful in its devotion to the small, vain resistance put up by a single bicycle platoon.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Anna and the Apolalypse

This was my first movie of the year,  a  musical set during a Christmastime zombie apocalypse. It wasn't horribly original,  but it was entertaining enough for the cost of admission.

Friday, December 28, 2018

4 Flicks

MI-2 was ok,  but I'm glad the John Woo stuff didn't stick around in the series.  The Predator was average and watchable,  but little more, and it was sad to see Thomas Jane in such a bit part.  Smallfoot was cute. Skyscraper was GREAT, an action classic from the here and now.

Thursday, December 20, 2018

On This Day

Charles Dickens released A Christmas Carol on this date 175 years ago.

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Friday, December 14, 2018

Smiley got into MHSA!

Smiley is now enrolled at Milwaukee H.S. of the Arts as a visual art major. Proud he's attending his first choice school, and my alma mater. - Lisa

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

The Man Who Invented Christmas

Lisa and the kids saw this in the theater last year but I missed out - and boy do I regret it.  This was a joyous,  charming movie that made me smile from beginning to end.  Well done!

I'll pass

Welp. That sounds awful.

Monday, December 10, 2018

Jigsaw

I'm no fan of the Saw movies, which I view as torture porn.  Jigsaw was better than most in the series,  in that it wasn't completely awful.

Operation Finale

A film about the hunt for Eichmann after the war. It was a good solid movie but lacked a real sense of urgency. Worth a watch all the same.

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Meat!

An accurate but perhaps not comprehensive list of land animals I've eaten in my lifetime. 

Cow 
Pig 
Chicken 
Duck
Turkey 
Bison 
Goat 
Rattlesnake 
Deer
Bear 
Lamb 
Rabbit

#NotAVegan

Wednesday, December 5, 2018