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Friday, September 4, 2020

Da Hip

I took a wrong step and my bad hip immediately sent a deep stabbing pain straight down my leg. The pain was so bad I literally screamed,  but worse yet whatever happened inside that socket rendered it unusable, and Parker had to help me to a chair.  The motion is back,  more or less,  but the pain continues churning at a (comparatively more comfortable) 7.5 out of 10. FML

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Tom Seaver

"Tom Terrific", the HOF pitching ace of the Mets and White Sox, has passed away. 


Friday, August 21, 2020

She's Right

I’ll be 44 in a couple months, I’m holding up ok 🤷🏼‍♀️ It could be worse lol - Lisa



Period🔥 - LuLu

❤️🥰❤️ - Yaya


Thursday, August 20, 2020

A Health Scare and Covid B.S.

I needed to go to the urgent care on Tuesday for some heath concerns. After 6 hours, a transfer, chest X-ray, ct scan, ecg, blood, urine, iv fluids, and breathing treatment I am left with the diagnosis/prescription I said I needed (kidney infection/stone?) but I also get a bullshit wait time (up to 6 days) for results on a covid test I didn’t need. Unable to return to work, losing  money and hours at my new job. Probably adding to “suspected case” numbers when I never suspected that at all. Beyond frustrating. You really can’t go for treatment these days, not if you need your job. 

Yes, they were right, my breathing wasn’t great. I had quit smoking a week before after 30+ years. Sigh. It’s really hard for the medical profession to listen, seems even harder lately!

Update: Just in: I don’t have Covid lol. I know it’s for safety but wow... frustrating!

- Lisa

Lisa: Good News Bad News

Good news bad news: 

Bad first: our beloved Gus Gus’s cataracts ruptured his cornea and he needs his eye surgically removed. We’re not willing to put him down, 2020 has been bad enough! He’s healthy in every other way and has quite a few good years ahead of him. Got him on pain meds for now. 😞

Good: Smiley worked out his schedule at his new school and has a lot of new classes to be excited about. 

-Lisa 

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

A Century of Progress

100 years ago today the 19th Amendment was ratified,  giving women the right to vote.

Monday, August 17, 2020

First Day of Senior Year!

Happy first day of your SENIOR year LuLu!!! - Lisa
Someone just sideswiped a car from a funeral procession, blocking the intersection of 27th and Oklahoma.

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Eww

This crawled into Lisa's shoe during a picnic on Sunday.


update: the internet says its a harmless cicada

Friday, August 7, 2020

Happy Birthday

As of midnight,  I'm now officially the father of four teenagers.  Zoinks! Happy 13th Birthday [first/middle name] Junie!!! Sto lot!

Sunday, August 2, 2020

If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table not a taller fence.  - Lisa

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Wilford Brimley



He's probably best known in pop culture from the  parodies of his "die-ah-bee-tus" commercials, in which he sought to promote diabetes awareness, but I remember him best from the movie The Natural, his Quaker Oats commercials and the TV show Our House. 

He was 85. 

Sunday, July 26, 2020

In those 250 pages MPS sent out did anyone find a definitive time of logging in and out daily. I need to know a schedule, they have jobs etc. Help?! - Lisa

ISO

ISO: a skateboard please :)  

- Junie

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Squeaky Toys

He’s had this $4.99 squeaking steak home for 3 minutes and it’s already broke. Ugh. Ok, He loves the squeaky stuff. What squeaky stuff doesn’t break and how much is it gonna cost me? - Lisa

A Message from Lisa

Sunday, July 19, 2020

Ew

This crawled into Lisa's shoe during a picnic on Sunday.



Update: apparently its a harmless cicada

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Melting Pot

Wow, just heard someone use the term “melting pot” in reference to American race relations goals. I’m over 40 and haven’t heard that since grade school. So much work to be done... - Lisa

Sunday, July 5, 2020

New Party Options

Our appetizer and desert game just got upped thanks to an alley pick up. Thank you!  - Lisa

Friday, July 3, 2020

Happy 4th!


Flash back 3 years. My favorite holiday sure isn’t the same this year, but Happy 4th anyway!

No Coward


Proud to say my dog ain't afraid of fireworks - unlike yours.