For lunch I raided the fridge for some cold cuts we bought yesterday. As I was making my sandwich I thought, " hmm, I don't remember buying sliced ham." Then it was "wonder why the ham feels slimy," followed by "Dear Gawd this tastes like unwashed Illinois ass ." Using my expansive edumacation, I then checked the label - it was purchased from the deli NOVEMBER 21st and was somehow lost in our refrigerator until it reappeared at my fingertips today. I look forward to hours of the 'rhea this evening.
Published writer, compulsive reader, Old School Whovian, Match Game enthusiast, NKOTB fan, data hoarder, and - surprisingly, given that list - married with four kids. Welcome to my take on life, fatherhood, entertainment, and whatever strikes my fancy. Enjoy!
Thursday, January 28, 2021
Tuesday, January 26, 2021
Yeah. About this . . .
46 years old. Asthmatic. Morbidly obese. A hip in more pieces than the space shuttle Challenger (RIP). Why *wouldn't* I have to shovel 7 inches of snow off our property - oh, you mean because I have 3 healthy teenagers living at home? Pshaw. One was asleep, one was making brownies, and one was watching TV. Priorities people, priorities.
Fuck you Waukesha County Sheriff's Department... fuck you. No difference between this and the Catholic church’s shuffling of pedophile priests or school districts shuffling of abusive teachers.
It’s so gross.
On the subject of gross news, groping children through their clothing in India has been determined to not be sexual assault.
- LisaMonday, January 25, 2021
Saturday, January 23, 2021
Friday, January 22, 2021
Hank Aaron
RIP to Milwaukee and MLB legend Hank Aaron. Heaven's outfield just got a heck of an upgrade. #755
Thursday, January 21, 2021
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
WandaVision
I watched the first two episodes of WandaVision last night and found them delightful, each a wonderful little pastiche of classic sitcom formats. IMO the show only stumbles when it dabbles in hints that something is amiss. I know they'll tie this into the greater MCU, but a large part of me wishes they had the guts to just let it run as is, as a playful little escape from your typical superhero melodrama.
Monday, January 18, 2021
Quotes
Today was a great day. First day of the 3rd week in a 12 week training program.
Some motivational words from the man we celebrate today...
“If you can’t fly, then run ....if you can’t run then walk ...if you can’t walk ...then crawl, but by all means keep moving” -MLK
The Serenity Prayer
The style of this looks an awful lot like the one that hung in our house growing up. Still wise words I need to remind myself of often. - Lisa
Sunday, January 17, 2021
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