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Sunday, April 30, 2017

At the Gym with Smiley

A mighty fine workout with Smiley. And I brought my late father-in-laws lifting gloves.

Junie's group project

A couple hours ago I took LK and her friends to the Cudahy library to brainstorm an anti-bullying poster they've been assigned. Then on to Dollar Tree for supplies. Yay! What fun for me 😉

It's an ugly choice

I'm watching a Cubs-Red Sox game. There's no one to root for here. It's like being asked to choose between Stalin or PolPot.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Progress from Custard

Yes it's blurry, but it's momentous. After two years, our cat Custard came up on the couch and sat on my lap (for a few moments). While she'll cuddle with the kids upstairs, she is rarely seen on the first floor except when she eats, and she's never been held or picked up. #progress

Mike Trout

You wanna know why Mike Trout gets "no love," despite being the reincarnation of Mickey Mantle? Because he's as boring as a sewing show on PBS. The man exudes zero charisma to the public.

Friday, April 28, 2017

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Behave on FB

I blocked someone on FB for the first time in . . . well, it might be the first time ever. It was not a FB friend but a FOAF (friend of a friend). They were on the opposite end of the political spectrum, which I can handle, but in addition to being wrong they were obnoxious, demeaning, and insulting, and I do not have the patience for that crap today. Buh-bye.

Birds and Bees Indeed

I'm no zoologist, but I just watched two ducks f-ing on the lawn of my kid's school. The male appeared to finish, push the female down into the grass, then strut away #WellDonePlaya

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

A fun little guessing game

Ok not many of these look fun but this does. 10 concerts I've been to but one is a lie. Which one?
1. Alice in Chains
2. Kenny Rogers
3. Madonna
4. Metallica
5. Garth Brooks
6. Billy Ray Cyrus
7. Tina Turner
8. New Kids on the Block
9. Prince
10. Alanis Morissette
Good luck


The answer? I've never seen Metallica in concert.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

A questionable opinion

I wholeheartedly agree. I was always upset by children's books and TV that promote a ridiculous idea of the world. I'm raising future adults, not suckers. 

'My child is not required to share with yours': Mom explains why she doesn't teach son to always share 

Published April 25, 2017Tribune Media Wire

YaYa loses her wallet

I'm apparently the most forgetful person ever- I left my wallet, with $60 in it, on the public bus stop. A man dropped it off at my house. I have got to be more careful. 😅 - YaYa

Monday, April 24, 2017

Doctor Who S10/ep1

S10/E1 "The Pilot" Much better than the trailers and leaks would have you believe. Bill has great potential, I'm already a fan of Nardle, and the Doctor has come into his own just as he heads for the exit door. Well done.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

A President's Honeymoon Period? Nah

Somewhere in a grad school history course I read an essay that outed the "first 100 days/honeymoon period" of a Presidency as a media creation that didn't have legs. IIRC, Carter was the example used in the essay, which, again IIRC, was in a collection entitled "After The Fact." For that reason I've never paid any mind to such nonsense, no matter who was in office.

Quote of the Day

Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. - The Doctor

Wild Turkeys in the City

As I was driving down 13th St I saw some wild turkeys, and pulled over so LK could snap some pics.


Saturday, April 22, 2017

My Thoughts

I for one am very grateful to science. Without scientists we wouldn't have bombs, missiles, drones, and of course nerve gas. We wouldn't have black men unwillingly injected with syphilis, countless drugs that harm but make a tidy profit, and thousands of mentally ill patients wouldn't have gotten the lobotomies they needed. We wouldn't have the engines that burn oil or the wars over that oil, which of course are fought with the before mentioned missiles, etc. Yup, by golly science is to be worshipped as the peaceful, harmless, not at all profit driven business it clearly is. That said, I'm no nutty anti-science guy. I'm just not going to buy into the cult is all.

RIP Erin Moran

RIP Erin Moran, aka Joanie from Happy Days. She was 56.

This isn't right

Some on the Right are reflexively overreacting to this purported March for Science/Earth Day by literally advocating actions that foul the environment, just out of spite. (see example in pic) Don't be a dumbass. I don't believe in man made climate change but I've always advocated for recycling and sensible environmental actions. It's not political. I just try not to s**t where I eat.

A YaYa Selfie

basic selfie, basic girl- YaYa If that's basic then basic is beautiful! - Lisa

100.3

For several weeks now 100.3 has been my go-to over the air radio station in the car. It's 50 minutes of classic oldies every hour. Give it a listen!

I ain't buying it

At a Girl Scout event today all the Moms that failed to get their girls Unicorn Fappucino's (before the promotion ended) tried acting like it was for the sake of nutrition, and not because they didn't kick butt like my baby momma did for her girl. #AintBuyingThatMalarkey

Friday, April 21, 2017

YaYa and Grandma J are seeing this tonight at the high school

Jalapeno McChicken

 I bought this concoction for the two youngest. They love it.



30 years ago today

30 years ago today the Brewers won their 12th straight - earning Wisconsin free hamburgers from George Webb

Jury Duty

I was on a jury for the first time ever this week, and if you watch the news you can probably guess which one. Glad I can't be picked for another for four years, ill need that time to recuperate. Thanks to Dan and my Mom for helping the week go smoothly. #Justiceserved - Lisa