Anyone know a good chemistry tutor? College level? - Lisa

Notice

If you put dead animals on your fb and it’s on my timeline (even if it’s to call out abuse) I will block you and report you. I don’t want to see that shit!!! I don’t want my kids to see that shit!!! If you think that spreading that kind of graphic content is a solution to the problem then you don’t understand the problem. - Lisa

Elote

 I need an elote guy, lol - Lisa

Q&A

 WITHOUT prompting, ask your child these questions. (the questions are about Lisa, not me)

Junie aged 12

What is something I say a lot?

“Rock star parking!”

What makes me happy?

Clothing

What makes me sad?

Messes, like a stain on the carpet or your shirt.

How tall am I?

5’6

What's my favorite thing to do?

Get your toes done

What is my favorite food?

Wonton wrapper mozzarella sticks

What is my favorite drink?

Diet Pepsi

If I could go anywhere, where would I go?

To a new kids concert

Do you think you could live without me?

NO

How do I annoy you?

In sooo many ways, mom

What is my favorite Tv show?

Friends, Kenda, or any murder show

What is my favorite music to listen to?

New kids on the block

What is my job?

Stay at home mom

How old am I?

41

What’s my favorite color?

Red

How much do you love me?

A lot

Wrong Choice

This morning Junie lost an election for student council. Obviously the best candidate didn't win, and may the constituency suffer for their imbecilic choice.

Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez

Early 2020 is shaping up to be the year of binge watching TV. This docuseries on the infamous Patriots tight end was fascinating. But its impact was somewhat lessened by the inability to explain any motive for his actions, leading to a little too much speculation. Even so, this is well worth watching.

 

On my fb feed today was a mom article about how we need to stop saying “I’m fine”. We should live in our truth and communicate it so others feel safe enough to admit their feelings. So we don’t all feel like we’re on our own islands.

Scroll down a bit, “you must cut out negative, toxic people from your life”. Purge the negative people.

Hmmmm so which one is it? For me, you can feel safe to admit, you’re sad, you’re overwhelmed, you wanted to cut your man’s breakline or throat punch your teen. We’re good sis, been there. If you’re negativity starts becoming too much I’ll tell you, but my goal is to never to cut you out.

I recently made a new fb friend and we grew close quickly, his kindness and generosity were clear. However, his negative energy on his page and conflicting politics made me soon unfriend him. He died unexpectedly a week later. I don’t feel good about that. I want to be a soft place to fall even from those I don’t agree with. Before you cut ties, ask yourself if their unexpected death would bring you guilt. If it would, maybe just hide their posts, stop their notifications. Just an idea. - Lisa

The Mandalorian

 The Mandalorian is every bit as good as the word of mouth suggests, and a whole heap of fun, which is what Star Wars should be, no? Proof positive you don't need Skywalkers to tell a good tale.

 I love it when someone driving a large suv (with no kids) try’s to “flight shame”. Lol

- Lisa

Soup

 Me: “Soup says love like no other food can”

Him: “Soup is dirty water”

Opposites attract, it’s a fact

Quit Bragging about A War Crime

Assuming no facts not presented here, I think this is, legally, a war crime. Under military law  a crew member parachuting from their damaged plane (as opposed to a paratrooper willingly entering battle) is considered helpless and a non-combatant, and may not be attacked. Abusing that status would, imo, constitute a war crime. At the very least, he would forfeit his own protection under military law. (Photo credit in picture)

The Weatherman Apologies

Welp. 4 inches of snow is a bit different than 17. But good on him for his honesty.

Humboldt Park

Humboldt Park 100 years ago today.

Maybe it’s controversial but I don’t want my kids to ever have to experience this. [Alzheimer's/Dementia of a parent] Lord take me before this. My kids are my heart. May they never know a day where I don’t know them anymore. Never. - Lisa

A Shooting At Applebee's

 Shooting at the Applebee’s on Holt tonight, I really hope the victim survives! - Lisa

Trevor

 The oldest drew this. It’s a depiction of her toad, Trevor. I wish I could draw, like, at all lol - Lisa

Street Angels

We’re signed up to make 60 lunches next month. It’s easy and a great way to encourage your kid to do for others. I hope my fb friends will consider signing up as well! - Lisa

The Witcher

I just finished season 1 of this show based on the popular Polish fantasy series. It's great and I can't wait until season 2 comes out.

Old Man Dan

Dan in his early 20’s: “These old people like everything bland, pass the hot sauce, I love spicy food!”

Same Dan at 45: “These youngins have ruined food, it’s not even about flavor anymore, it’s how bad can I burn my mouth”

🤣😂🤣🙄

His take on popular culture, especially music is similar. When he starts his old man rants I’ve now begun mocking him saying “yep, Elvis’s hips were gonna destroy civilization too” LMAO  - Lisa

Listen up!

 Yup

Yup

She's talking to you, fake anti-war Dems.

Junie's Great Look

 The youngest of my beauties

Rocking her new Xmas outfit. Jaunty cut out green sweater, black skater skirt and opaque tights. Borrowed LuLu's bllack booties. Aesthetically sound lol - Lisa

Spam

Spam is on its 5th consecutive year of record breaking sales. To all of those who shamed us over the years (we remember), when it’s cool and trendy someday I wonder if we’ll get apologies? - Lisa

33 Years On

Today being the 33rd anniversary of his death, OJ and I stopped by to visit my Big Grandpa. I humbly apologized to him for her piercings and hair, explaining that it was just a phase and that Americans born after me were a little "off." (just kidding!)