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Saturday, February 6, 2010

It's a Wonderful Life

LuLu is cute as can be, asleep on the couch, Junie is coloring at the dining room table, and I can hear YaYa singing along upstairs to the soundtrack of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. Me? I'm sitting here with a smile on my face because it's the little moments that make the day worthwhile.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Got Booze?

 Sleepover for LuLu tonight.....always interesting. Got booze? j/k~!

- Lisa

The Economy Sucks

Our neighbor (the good one) just surrendered his Harley and had it towed away. He lost most of his income in '09 w/ the P. Cudahy fire. I went out to talk to him thinking the bike was going in for repair & he couldn't speak beyond telling me the bare bones . . Shitty. He's a good joe.

Dang Tim

On his weekly Project Runway blog, Tim Gunn called Milwaukee native Anna's piece "one of the lowest points in the history of the show". Ouch. It's a brutally honest blog and worth a read.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Caught!

 Whoa, was that Smiley I saw at 3 pm running to Lisa's car with no shirt or shoes?!! - Uncle George D.


Me: [hangs head w/ shame] yes. I was heading into the shower when Lisa called to ask me to bring out LuLu's Daisy vest, so I sent Smiley in my place. It was a five second trip outside - how was I to know you'd be driving by!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Boo Hoo

I'm sick of all the cliched sob stories on American Idol. Every contestant grew up poor and unloved, had cancer and got pregnant with a Martian baby while working three jobs. At this point I know longer buy any of it at face value. I want proof - birth certificates, payroll records, hospital bills, sworn affidavits. Otherwise, shut up and sing.

And by the way . . . 

"The time has come to lip-sync . . . FOR YOUR LIFE! And remember - don't F**k it up!" How is it that Rupaul's Drag Race doesn't get more press? Watch the show already.

Self-Identification

Dan - A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.

51 Years

RIP Buddy. The world's a crappier place for the last 51 years without you.



Lost

I liked this weeks episode of Lost, but we learned little other than the ID of the Smoke Monster. The A-bomb worked to create a separate timeline, but I'm not buying the 'everything would suck anyhow' storyline (not the case for the hundreds of dead, no?) . . .and that's that. Jack's broken, so this season will be about his redemption.

RIP Buddy

I hate to do three video posts in a row, but I cannot, in good conscience, fail to mark the anniversary of Buddy Holly's death. RIP Buddy. This world has been a crappier place without you these last 51 years.