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Sunday, November 12, 2017

On Takei

You can't take a media-approved "listen and believe" approach to sexual harassment claims then decide to abandon that stance when the target doesn't suit you (George Takei.) I'm sure 80% of the complaints coming out about Hollywood are true, but it's that 20% that should worry you. At some point this hysteria must cede to the standards of a civil or criminal courtroom, or else we surrender both our rights and our conscience.

Friday, November 10, 2017

WTH Zuck!

Facebook put an anti-Semitic sponsored ad in my feed (alleging Jews tricked us into WWI.) Get your damn act together Zuck.

I Guess It's Snowing

Yes, Facebook friends, it is, in fact snowing. Thank you for documenting it ad nauseum.

Glow Skate

WTH

Courtney Cox and David Arquette,  his producers at the time,  admit to dealing with a non-consensual masturbation incident with Louis C. K.  *in 2005.*  Both had far more clout than he did,  so tell me this: Why did they join the teeming masses of Hollywood stars content to allow predators to roam at will? Does anyone in Hollywood have a conscience??

Thursday, November 9, 2017

:(

The hip went bad an hour ago. Crazy how quickly your body gets used to NOT being in pain. #unwelcomeReturn

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

100 Years Ago

100 years ago today Lenin unleashed a political system that led to the murder and suppression of tens of millions.

Monday, November 6, 2017

Two Toms!

 Aargh! We found another inflatable turkey in our basement, so we switched it out with the new one I foolishly bought last night.





Yuck

 Nice of Hollywood to stop molesting and raping each other long enough to mock prayer and tell us how to vote in the wake of the Texas church shooting. #IAppreciateYourGuidance




Sunday, November 5, 2017

It was only a burger

A homeless man was buying a single McDonald's burger with the only dollar he had when I stepped in and bought him another sandwich. 

Lulu:That was nice of you. 

 Me: Eh, makes up for the liquor store I robbed yesterday. Saves me the trouble of getting up early for Confession.

LuLu: You've got issues Dad.

Thanksgiving Tom!

We took Halloween Tigger down and put up a brand new Thanksgiving turkey!