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Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Our first full day at sea

We began our first full day aboard ship by giving the girls showers before heading off to a breakfast buffet in the Beach Blanket Buffet room.

Nothing like smoked salmon and Mickey Mouse shaped waffles to start your day before heading off to explore the Bahamas J

Afterwards it was time to head down to WaveBands, our staging area for a shore excursion to Dolphin Encounters.

Let me be honest here: the girls were AWFUL. An unusually long wait to disembark, paired with two of the naughtiest kids ever, made the going tough. More than once we gave serious thought to chucking the non-refundable $366 excursion and heading back to our stateroom.

For those of you who are not parents, or whose parenthood days lay far behind them, DO NOT excuse their behavior by blaming the long wait. I guarantee you a wait rarely if ever creates a tantrum.

Quite the opposite; a tantrum is guaranteed to create a long long wait.

Once we were out the gangway it was a decent walk to our 20 minute ferry ride, past some women hawking their hair braiding "Lady, Lady, half off today lady, let me do your daughter's hair Lady" and a gentleman who claimed it was his job to give out 'free' necklaces to tourists.

From there, as I said, a relaxing 20 minute ferry ride over calm pale blue waters

 to our excursion site.

Here's some more pics from the boat ride.

 

The stickers on their back are part of the enrollment for the excursion.

The tantrums had passed, and both girls were again in decent moods.

[One word about the pacifier - what we call a didi - yes, she's too big for it and YaYa was off of it by her age. Lu quit too, but went back hardcore before the trip and I didn't care to draw a line in the sand while on the trip of a lifetime. We'll get rid of it soon]

Until we had to sit through a tedious 10 minute lecture on dolphin health and ecology. By the end of the talk both girls were squirming and LuLu was literally crawling all over me in an effort to get a piggyback ride.

Then it was on to the show.

The Dolphin Encounter itself was not what I expected. That's not a bad thing. It certainly lived up to its billing, I had simply created overblown notion of swimming peacefully among Mankind's friends . .

Here's how it played out.

You sit around the inside perimeter of a square area formed by a dock. A dolphin begins to swim by, eventually making casual contact. In time a trainer comes and leads one person from each family onto a metal platform 3ft below the water's surface. While a professional photographer looks on, the trainer has the dolphin come up and kiss the persons cheek.

Then the group is divided into parties of 10, each group of which is then led onto the platform. The dolphin performs several more tricks for the group; it gives each person a hug and a kiss, it let's you pet its belly and feel its teeth, it 'applauds' for you, and it takes a fish directly out of your raised hand. Each set of tricks is repeated for each group of 10.

YaYa soaked it up, as she does whenever the opportunity to be a ham presents itself. The minute LuLu saw the dolphin swim by, however, she FREAKED OUT. I mean serious terrified. "Shark! Shark!" she yelled.

Pat on the back for myself for quickly talking her down into only minor terror, and chiseling away at that too. By the end she was willing to dangle her feet in the water and scolded folks for 'being mean' to the dolphin and laughing along with his antics. When it came time for her to pet the dolphin however, she bugged again. No matter; I literally forced her to rub the dolphin with her foot (I couldn't finagle her hands at the time).

"There," I said, "Now you can always say you touched a dolphin"

It was fun, it was somewhat educational, and as advertised it was pretty darn close to a once-in-a-lifetime event. I believed that strongly enough to pay $48 for a video of the day and $14 for a great 5x7 pic of Lisa and YaYa with the dolphin.

If I have one caveat, it's that I came away thinking it was just a tad exploitive, all this talk of ecology and conservation as they dished up the animal for our incredibly rehearsed and structured side show.

And wouldn't ya know it? All the lectures on ecology and waste management and YaYa dropped a sucker stick (accidentally) into the water before we left.

On the way back to the boat both girls fell asleep, which meant we bypassed their naptime.

 Instead we grabbed a quick lunch of 'fast food' and then took the girls over to Oceannear's Club for a bit where YaYa played Pirate and saw Captain Hook, for whom she seems to have a fondness, while LuLu hunted for Huffalumps on Deck 4.

[Later in the cruise YaYa would confess: "You know, I think I like all the bad guys a little, like Captain Hook and the Queen of Hearts. They just seem more fun, you know?"]

Around this time the girls also met Belle, Lu's All-Time Favorite (I mistakenly called Snow White her fave, but she's 2nd)

Lisa and I took this opportunity to explore a bit of Nassau. I forgot the camera. "Good," Lisa said, "You should remember the sights in your mind anyway"

I soooo disagree.

Nassau is much like you see pictured on TV, a collection of American franchises tossed halfhazzard among souvenir, jewelry, and duty-free shops. There is a general feeling that the area is run-down, and some folks openly drink from paper bags on the street.

Don't get me wrong: save for one guy who called me 'Big Man' and offered me a 'doobie', everyone was polite (or more frequently, just ignored us). We hit several little stands before walking into a crowded, bustling market where we picked up two wooden toy turtles that move realistically, and a carved wooden statue. On the way back to the ship we stopped again at one of the original stands and picked up another statue.

All the purchases were haggled/bargained over, and we spent a total of $23. The two statues should fit in well with the carved wooden pieces my Dad passed on to me years ago.

We retrieved the kids and headed over to Animator's Palate for dinner.

This restaurant begins the night entirely clad in brilliant white and stunning black

 Over the course of the evening color is slowly 'added', until by evening's end the entire room is 'colored in' as if it was a finished animation sketch.

Pretty impressive.

So is Disney's before mentioned method of having the same servers follow you evening to evening across different restaurants. Kecha was there, so was Veronica, and most impressively they still knew our names, still had two booster seats waiting, and had a carbon copy of last night's drink order waiting on the table.

You really do feel pampered, and you get to develop what feels like a personal bond with your waitstaff. The girls in particular were very happy to see Kecha again.

Dinner was magnificent. I had tomatoes stuffed with vegetable rice for an appetizer, Butternut  soup, and maple glazed salmon for dinner.

 Even the presentation is wonderful. If I escape this ship with less than 10 additional pounds around my middle it will be a miracle.

Dear God how I hate the way the middle of my upper lip sags when I smile.:)

The head server came up and chatted with us for awhile, complimenting YaYa on her daring choice of outfits, saying he was pleased she wore blue as "All the Princesses here seem to wear pink" at which point LuLu, clad in pink, objected. "Hey!" she said with her eyes narrowing theatrically.

Here's Veronica, the assistant server.

He later brought over yet another cake, this time to celebrate our Anniversary, and led some waitstaff in a song for us. It was grand.

We dropped the girls off again at the Club so they could 'Doe See Do with Snow
White" while we window shopped on board. Then we took the whole family to see "Hercules: The Muse-Ical" in the beautiful Walt Disney Theater. Check out the nifty 'ghost' in the shot, lol.

It was an entertaining show, and as it's about the 8 millionth musical they've seen, they were both dolls for the duration. However, a little girl one row back sniffed and snorted snot the entire time. Lisa and I both wanted to strangle her, and her oblivious or ignorant mother.

Oh, here's somethign neat Dalton, the room attendant, did each night; he created a towel animal.

Afterwards, a loose bedtime. We let YaYa watch the tail end of Superman Returns (amazing how much of it she recalled) but that was a mistake as she wigged out when we wanted to change stations. After a good 15 minutes of tantrum/reprisals, she calmed down and they fell asleep to Sleeping Beauty.

A busy day, full of ups and downs. But fun J

Sunday, December 3, 2006

Our first day on the Disney Wonder

Our last morning in Orlando started with an early wake up call, with a rep from the cruise company picking up our luggage by 8 am.
 
Here's a shot of a butterly Lis was fascinated with that morning.
 
After a quick breakfast we headed over to the gift shop where we splurged on some necklaces for the girls (the Ariel locket and a Minnie Mouse Belle one for Lu). We went back a few times for stuff we missed or debated over (a magnet for the house, for instance) and while Lis briefly went back in I played Zombie Tag with the girls in the bright sunshine outside.
 
Lisa then took the kids over to the play area.
 
 The only other kids there were a boy and girl from England. The little girl and LuLu seemed to take an instant dislike to one another, and at one point I caught the whole kit and kaboodle facing off against one another under the slide.
 
"What's going on?" I asked YaYa.
 
"They're having a STAREDOWN!" she said ever so dramatically.
 
"Whatever," I said amused and annoyed at the same time. "This isn't a prison yard."
 
On the way out we stopped to pose for some pics outside the pool. The group shot was done by a  . . well, not the brightest woman. It took her several minutes and two tries to get a pic that required some serious tweaking on the computer.
 
 
 
 
On the way back to the room we saw some lizards darting into the bushes, and took a few minutes to examine some snails on the sidewalk. We'll come back to snails later.
 
We passed the last few minutes before boarding the bus to Cape Canaveral in the hotel lobby. While we were there YaYa struck up a quick friendship with a girl from IL. More on her later too.
 
From there it was an hour bus ride to Cape Canaveral, with Lu (as always on this trip) at my side.
 
Our first glimpse of the Disney Wonder - all 964 by 106 feet and 83,000 tons, larger than the Titanic - was very surreal; I was awed by its size and its beauty, but still feeling regret over having to leave DisneyWorld in the midst of our fun.
 
 
 
After you pass through security at the terminal you go upstairs and pass through a Mickey Ear doorway and onto the ship itself.
 
 
[At that point we were handed our first antiseptic wipes of the trip. They were downright pushy in handing out the things throughout the cruise. I realized their purpose, but only grew to appreciate it once we returned and heard Carnival had 700 people fall ill on a cruise while we were at sea]
 
"And what is your family name?" a greeter on the ship asked as we entered after having our pic taken on the gangway.
 
 
We told them.
 
The woman promptly picked up a microphone. "Please welcome the Slapinions Family" she said, and the people around us began to applaud.
 
It was darn neat, and what's more the woman got our name right - and after hearing it pronounced only the one time!
 
[I suppose this is as good a time as any to describe my impressions of the ship itself.
 
Beautiful, top to bottom (naturally), from its traditional two funnels down to the stateroom levels. It's done in an updated Art Noveau style with subtle tips of the hat to Mickey throughout. Overall the ship is stunning without feeling cold or untouchable, and it has an easy to navigate layout that feels like home after a day at sea.]
 
Before we went to our stateroom we went up to the 5th floor and registered the girls for the Oceaneer's Club, the ships onboard daycare/kids entertainment area.
 Most of the registration had already been done online, including listing the girls by their everyday nicknames, which I thought was cute.This quick process upon boarding was mainly a chance to verify the info and receive the pager that would be used to contact us in an emergency (#1406)
 
From there it was one deck up to our stateroom, #6607.
 
 
I must admit, the size of the room through me. It was big by, say, the standards of a Tokyo apartment, but for four people to spend 4 days there . . well, it was certainly gonna take a diligent effort to keep the clothing organized.
 
 
With our stomachs grumbling we made our first of many trips to the 9th deck, home of the ships pools, 24 hr beverage center, two great dining places, and some really outstanding views.
 
 
We grabbed a quick snack of fruit and some sinful bakery. I had an inkling the cruise would give our diet some hiccups the minute I laid eyes just a fraction of what the ship had to offer.
 
Since we'd been pushing on since early that morning it was time for a quick nap for the girls.
 
 
[Much as I'll welcome not having to cut the day in half years down the road, I'm gonna miss being able to catch some z's and use the kids as an excuse. Oh, and by the way, there was a top bunk that had to be unfolded by the room attendant Dalton each day; he just hadn't gotten around to it in time for the nap]
 
A short while later the intercom chirped "When you wish upon a star' and Christian, the cruise director alerted us to the upcoming lifeboat drill.
We'd known this was coming and had prepped the kids  for a week or so, so it was no frightening surprise. Even so it was a little awkward putting on the bulky life jackets and marching down to the 4th level (site M) and just waiting there looking for the imaginary iceberg in the distance.
 
[Funny story: as you can see from the photo Lu was obsessed with blowing the attached whistle. We didn't care. When we were on the 4th deck another mother angrily stopped her son from using the whistle "Do you have any idea how many germs are on that thing?" she said. Oopsie]
 
We followed that up with the embarkation party back up on the 9th deck.
 
 
There was music, there were introductions of the ship staff, there was dancing and there was the Mouse of the Hour, Mickey himself!
 
 
[it was also the first and last time we had a drink on board; bleep spending $7 for a small drink]
 
 
We even found ourselves featured on the mega-screen behind the performers - here's a shot where I'm featured among the crowd with YaYa on my shoulders - the kids had solo moments but I missed the shot.
 
At the end of the party the crowd counted down to zero and the ships' horn sounded, streamers went off, and we were on our way!
 
 
With only a short time to spare we headed back to the room and changed for dinner.
 
 
On Disney ships you rotate restaurants nightly, but the same waitstaff follows you each day so that your every preference and wish is acted upon before you're even aware of the need.
 
Our first restaurant was Triton's, named after the Little Mermaid's Dad and featuring French cuisine in the most formal of the ships restaurants with a tiled Mermaid mural on one wall.
 
We met our crew - Kecha and his assistant Veronica -and from Kecha learned a simple but cute disappearing crayon trick that had Lu amused and amazed!
 
On the basis of the fact that I would never, ever actually pay to try it, and our recent encounters with snails, I went the daring route and ordered escargot in a garlic and butter sauce.
 
Kinda chewy, but quite tasty too.
 
For desert YaYa was presented with an exquisite cake in honor of her 5th birthday.
 
 
After dinner we took the kids to the Oceaneer Club for the first time, stopping on the way to get autographs from Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) and YaYa took a photograph with Captain Hook, a guy she grew fond of over the course of the trip.
 
 
Nice eyes LuLu, huh? lol
 
 
 
 
We had designs on exploring the ship ourselves but Lis wanted some time to freshen up. So we split up; I hit the promenade deck, explored the ships interior, and picked up some sea sickness pills from the customer service desk for her.
 
 
[It wasn't that she was seasick per se; she just felt a little ill at ease with the ship's motion. I had always assumed a ship of that size negated any sense of movement. On the contrary, you always have the sensation of motion; some times more than others, some places on the ship more than in others. I liked it and actually I got a kick out of it]
 
After a short time I noticed that Snow White, LuLu's favorite Princess, was signing autographs. I went to the Club and took Lu out to meet her, then had the fortune of stumbling over Ariel and dang near walking right into the Mad Hatter who stopped to say hello.
 
 
 
 
I took her back to the Club, wandered some more
 
 
then went back to pick up both girls.
 
 
 
 
And our first day on the ship was over.
 
 
The Bahamas lay less than 12 hours away.