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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Geraldine Ferraro

 Geraldine Ferraro, the former US Congresswoman and 1984 VP candidate, has passed away. She was 75. RIP

Friday, March 25, 2011

 First of three cookie booths this weekend went well! Want cookies? We'll be at the pick n save on whitnall tomorrow 1-5. - Lisa

Some Reviews



If you read reviews on Doctor Who fan sites, "The Curse of Fenric" is remarkably credited as the 'best of the McCoy era' and 'excellent writing'.

Well, it doesn't take much of to be the best of Mr. McCoy's reign as the Doctor, and IMHO most of the reviews contain more plot and characterization than this clunker. It's WWII England. There's an Enigma machine, a paltry six man Italian invasion force, a Viking curse, a bitter old spinster, a nutty British officer, some sea monsters and chess sets.

McCoy is far, far more obnoxious as the Doctor than I recall, and Ace bored me to tears as his companion. Did I mention the special effects probably cost less than the tuna casserole I'm muching between paragraphs?

It is, in the words of Shakespeare, a turd of a story. Yeech.

Due Date failed to my hopes of a Road Trip/Hangover-esque comedy, but it had some moments. It could have used a good edit, if you ask me - chop out that Mexico bit and the story becomes much stronger. It was an OK way to waste a couple hours, but I wouldn't watch it again.


Rollercoaster is a '70's disaster flick about a domestic terrorist targeting amusement parks. I love the decade of my birth, so by default this earns one star; it earns two more by being a fun, rather coherent thriller. I do wish they'd spent a little time finding some rationale for the bomber. I didn't need to like him or even sympathize with the guy, but I'd have liked at least a teensy bit of an explanation.

Extra fun/brownie points: identify a very young Helen Hunt and Steve Guttenberg in bit parts. I don't think Guttenberg was even credited on screen.

SPOILER: there was no reason to bring the protaganist's family to the park at the end, not if they were just going to be sent home without incident. Why introduce them to the scene if not to add tension to the climax?

Thursday, March 24, 2011

 Let me know if I'm being presumptious here, but if someone said to you "check yo self before you wreck yo self, 'cuz shotgun bullets are bad for your health" - wouldn't you feel an obligation to tell them shotguns don't shoot bullets? I know I'd value the constructive criticism, and I'm sure they would too.

This is fodder for a future blog post about my 'favorite things'. It's a canvas book cover identical to one I got for my bday in '09. Dorky as it is, it is one of my 5 favorite gifts ever.



Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Elizabeth Taylor

Unconfirmed reports this morning that Elizabeth Taylor has died. .. .if so, RIP

Kick Ass

 Ha! Lisa thought she'd hate it, but she liked "Kick Ass" so much she made sure I paused it whenever she had to leave the room. Great movie, great fun, great fight scenes, great rental.


it's an all time low...i liked the movie "kick ass" and it had super heros in it! - Lisa

 Went to gs center to get more cookies for a cookie booth this weekend, I need to go back again because they were out of Carmel delights, ugh. If anyone wants to go with or needs something, let me know. Either going this afternoon or tomorrow. - Lisa

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

 THE SLAPCZYNSKI KIDS WERE ON TIME...whooooo hoooo! - Lisa

 A full afternoon sadly awaits. Meanwhile we finished watchin "The Duchess". Lisa loved it. I enjoyed it, but in the end felt it was just an (interesting) tale of a poor little rich girl. It is 18th century England, and you are richer than Trump X 30. Be grateful you aren't one of the teeming masses covered in lice & suffering from scurvy.

Monday, March 21, 2011

 "The president does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation." - Sen. Barack Obama December 20, 2007.

The Conversation

 I just finished watching Coppola's "The Conversation" on good ol' fashioned DVD. It's a great cast and I loved the twist at the end, but all in all I thought it was overlong and a little slow.

 We're watching the season premiere of DWTS, and have just received a text saying that Jonathon Knight is in the audience . . .

 PopEater is reporting that CBS wants Charlie Sheen back on "Two and a Half Men", going so far as to have the network honchos personally take up peace talks between Sheen and show creator Chuck Lorre.

 Get ready for a firestorm. Der Spiegel has obtained more than 4000 photos taken by a rogue group of US Soldiers now on trial for murdering civilians in Afghanistan. The group took trophy photos w/ their alleged victims and now face the death penalty for drug use, murder, sadistic behavior, the mutilation of corpses for 'trophies', etc. The newspaper is publishing only 3 of the pics at this time . . .

 Someone needs to explain to me why the President has committed our military to a) intervene in what both sides agree is a civil war b) hemmed and hawed for wks on the situation while other nations took the lead c) acted only after the nearly successful rebellion was beaten back into near submission d) has provided no clear game plan or goal - even a BS one would be nice to hear

The Eiger Sanction

 Have I mentioned that I love my new (Netflix streaming) Blu-ray player? I just finished Clint Eastwood's "The Eiger Sanction". I hear it was universally panned at the time of release, but screw 'em - I thought it was swell, even if I did ID the bad guy hallway through the film. How can you go wrong with a wise-ass assassin named Dr. Hemlock and an albino ex-Naxi/American spy master?

 And the Slapczynski kids are late again, this is ridiculous. I officially have to take over the alarm now. - Lisa

Tardy. Again.

And the Slap kids are late again, this is ridiculous. I officially have to take over the alarm now. - Lisa

Sunday, March 20, 2011

National Champs!

BADGERS WIN! 2011 NCAA WOMEN'S HOCKEY CHAMPIONS!

Man on Wire

We finished watching 'Man on Wire' the documentary about Phillipe Petit's 1974 high wire walk between the twin towers of the World Trade Center. Wonderful, wonderful film. Petit is a marvelous interview, full of life and passion, and I enjoyed the documentary immensely.

Right Now

I'm with LuLu at a Girl Scout cookie sale at a church. outside getting some air. I love cold rainy days, but i'm worried the seams of the gutters i fixed on our house yest might not have had time to cure . . .

Other Kingdoms by Richard Matheson

I was ridiculously excited to see the legendary Richard Matheson wrote a new novel, 'Other Kingdoms'. 

Sadly it had no discernable plot, the typically childish portrayal of romance that has always been the chink in his writing armorer, he pontificates about new age voodoo, & the style was right up there w/ a freshman lit paper. 

Ugh. Epic fail. Epic.

How I Spent the Halfway Mark to my 74th Birthday

Thanks to everyone on FB for their kind Birthday wishes - believe me, they made me smile!



It was a damn fine birthday, although nothing exciting by most definitions of the word. I got up at 8, took YaYa over to a friend's house, stopped at Walgreens, went to the bank, and got an oil change, all before 10.

Then with the help of my friends Eric & Erv I repaired/replaced the busted gutters on my porch, and I also cleared the drainage tile of debris and widened its waste channel before stopping at a cookie sale for Grace's troop. While I was doing that Lisa went to the mall to get a bday cookie for me, and to have our wedding rings inspected (for the continuing warranty). It was important to me that I get something productive done to start the 'new' year.

(while it was pretty darn chilly outside today, the kids spent much of the day playing in the backyard and reacquainting themselves with the trampoline. Meanwhile YaYa was at a production of Annie at the Fireside for a friend's bday)








By then it was four-ish, and I sat down to enjoy my new toy - a Sony Blu Ray player SDP-380. It wasn't a bday gift per se, as I purchased it a week ago. But I finally had it up and running today, and it has already become one of my Favorite Things. I can stream Netflix, Hulu, Pandora, FearNet, some on-demand services, and more. I may never again leave the couch.

Tonight alone we (Lisa, me, and our friend Chris) watched:

Smokey and the Bandit - neat fact: you can learn geography from the Bandit. West to East, you traverse TX, Arkansas, Mississipi, Alabama and Georgia in order. Preferably w/ Sally Fields riding shotgun.

REC - the Spanish movie that seems to be the scene by scene, line by line inspiration for the movie 'Quarantine'. Although they are essentially the same movie, this version seemed much more powerful. Perhaps because, robbed of its American setting, the gov't quarantine seemed less an act of conspiracy than a rational reaction to a plague. I liked it.

Speaking of conspiracy, howsabout 'Paul McCartney Really is Dead' a "documentary" which claims to use secret tapes made by George Harrison to prove Paul died in 1966. Like most conspiracy theories, it loses credibility as it inevitably morphs into paranoia that turns anything into 'evidence'. Still, for the most part it was fun to watch, if FOS.

Don't Look Back - a French language pyschological thriller w/ a difficult to follow plot. For the record, I 'get' the ending, Mr.snooty smarty-pants; I just didn't like it. 90% of the movie was good, inc. all of the scenes of Monica Bellucci (natch), but I think they dragged the gimmick out too long. I would hesitate to recommend this.

Grace - a movie about a stillborn baby who returns to life w/ a hunger for human blood. Not as bad as you imagine, but if I had to guess I'd say the intelligent, nicely foreshadowed ending I saw coming was scrapped in favor of a crass, gross-out finale. Two stars.

UHF - I watched ten minutes, gagged, and stopped it.

I'm Still Here - the documentary/mockumentary? of Joaquin Phoenix. A very good film, if depressing.









Oh, and Erv made me sit and listen to twenty minutes of NPR, which is 19 minutes 29 seconds longer than I cared to listen to the unfunny, pretentious drivel.

Again folks - thanks for the well wishes!

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