Lord knows why, but a current fad for kids is to don fake mustaches. You can buy 'em just about anywhere now.
Here's three of my kids rocking the fad on February 10th.

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With a painting chore at hand, Junie and I went to the hardware store in the old Sears on 14th and Forest Home to grab some supplies.