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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Justin Bieber News

Breaking News: Justin Bieber was arrested today for an alleged DUI and drag racing.

Captain and Tennille are getting a divorce

 I'm sad that the Captain and Tennille are getting a divorce after 39 years. I remember them from my early childhood, and it just feels wrong. I know the Captain is suffering from a Parkinson's-like disease, and I wonder if the divorce is a financial move to fund his care.

🙁

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

LOL

Auto correct humor:.....true story! I just texted my good friend JJ and intended to write "hey want to go to Marquette with us and then get lunch?"....and auto correct wrote "want to go to make out with us and then get lunch?". Of course I didn't notice til i hit send. Good thing she didn't write back "hell ya!"  before I texted to correct myself.  I mean we are a nice looking couple, lol. Oh that was a good laugh!!! Anyone have any auto correct stories?  I challenge you to top this one! - Lisa

A New Cast

LuLu's new knee length cast


Monday, January 20, 2014

Update

Update on LuLu's foot: she went back to have it X-Ray'd today, after her 'sprain' continued to cause her pain after more than three weeks. It turns out that it was BROKEN all along, and the ER doctor was just an ass. So tomorrow we have to call for an app't with the ortho.

A Great Proverb

“If there is no wind, row.” ~ Latin proverb

Thursday, January 16, 2014

An Update

In response to questions about LuLus foot: she's still wearing the boot and still on crutches, which we refer to as her "cripplesticks." She can't walk to and from school, which annoys me, and her school has 3 floors and no elevator, which annoys her. My annoyance is FAR more important ;)

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

LOL

When she texts from her tablet wisenheimer LuLu uses the following signature line: "OJ (not the killer)"

Our Evening

It was a pseudo-Olive Garden night here. Homemade pasta fagioli and zuppa toscana with a big salad and breadsticks, followed by the season premiere of American Idol.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Dallas Buyers Club

If you have a chance, *please* see "Dallas Buyer's Club". Matthew McConaughey - who shed 40 pounds for the role - plays Ron Woodroof, a real-life, homophobic electrician who was diagnosed with HIV in 1985 and went on to become an advocate for AIDS patients, smuggling non-FDA approved medicine into Texas until his death of the disease in 1992. It is a powerful, emotional film, and Matthew McConaughey is superb. I can't give it enough praise.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Old School LuLu

Old school LuLu in a girl scout t-shirt and pigtails. 

Lu's Fort


I LOOOOVVE This

Lisa hung up this sign in the bathroom in honor of Junie's precious mispronunciation of it as "bat-room." I hope she never stops saying it that way :)


Fingers Crossed

Glad to read that a baseball strike is almost a near-certainty in 2016, given the behind-the-scenes reaction to Selig and his goons within the player's union. It won't be *about* A-Rod, but he'll be the straw that broke the camel's back. Here's hoping the entire 2016 season is wiped and that it serves as a fitting bookend to Selig's reign of terror.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

I'm Furious

A-Rod has been suspended for the entire 2014 season. I'm done with MLB for the year, if not longer. They won't get one dime from me.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

18 Days

By my count, the kids have been off for Christmas break (including the two days lost to the Polar Vortex) a grand total of 18 days. We should all be so lucky.

Yakutat on TV

Lisa and I are watching "Hotel Impossible", and lo and behold they are visiting Yakutat, Alaska, home of my good friend Fred Bryan. FANTASTIC scenery, but the lodge/restaurant they are revisiting (having helped it get on its feet a year ago) is . . . .uh . . . yeahhhh. I'I don't think we'll be staying there on any visit to the 49th state.

EDIT: actually, by the end of the show the housekeeping and customer service issues were addressed (again), I think successfully, and it looks like a decent place

Anytime Now

 Yes, yes they are the wind beneath my wings but these kids can get back in school ANYTIME now....i promise to bundle them up (no duct tape this time)

🙂 - Lisa

Monday, January 6, 2014

Not Sure the Cold is Worth the Press It's Getting

I've been out and about running errands twice today, and while it's damn cold I have to say, it ain't worth the hype.* 

*the exception being for the homeless, who I hope are in shelters, and the poor souls stuck on a bus stop

A TV Review

Listening to the Centerpieces debate and break down an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender for the zillioneth time. I've been in college English classes with less insightful, strident analysis. Andddddd, now that I typed that, they are raising their voices and threatening to brawl. Sigh.

You Are My Sunshine

A small wall plaque Lisa bought for YaYa. She used to sing the song to her when she was little and it became Lisa's nickname for her.