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Monday, June 16, 2014

An Old Injury

One day last August I went out to start our lawn mower, only to be met with a nasty surprise. The engine seized and the starter cord flew out of my hands. It broke my left thumb in three places and earned me a run of stitches down its left side. It was nasty to look at and was an awful 1st impression for the first week of law school. 

The picture below was taken weeks later, so it had healed up quite a bit. Shortly afterwards the nail fell out, as seen below. It's been nearly a year and the nail is 90% back to normal, although I still have a numbness at the very tip of the thumb. I'm hoping that's not a lifelong problem, but I'm not holding my breath. 






Sunday, June 15, 2014

Not the Result I Wanted

F* the Spurs. Until next year my #Heat

A Father's Day Gift

Me: I was  11# 14oz at birth. 

Friend: I know.  I can't believe you weren't a C section 

Me:  Oh,  I was,  but my Ma coulda handled a regular birth. She was used to my Daddy. 

Youv can thank me later  Pop.  Happy Father's Day!

Casey Kasem


RIP legendary DJ and voice actor Casey Kasem

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Thursday, June 12, 2014

The Sweet Science

For those of you who don't know, I am officially on strike from Major League Baseball this season. I can't tolerate the hypocritical witch hunt that resulted in Alex Rodriguez's suspension, and yes, I feel strongly enough about it to abandon my favorite sport for a year. I don't know who's doing well or who's doing poorly, and I have no idea about the standings. I DO know my hometown Brewers are whupping butt so far, and ain't that just my luck - watch them go all the way in a year I don't pay attention!

Anyway, thank the Lord I have boxing to fill the gap in my heart. I've always liked boxing and periodically binge on it, but my knowledge and fandom has solidified in the last twelve months. 

Today I watched the Sonny Liston - Eddie Machen bout from September of 1960, a great exhibition of Liston's prowess that descended into a glorified wrestling match in the final round. I think Liston was a great fighter - albeit one that did throw the famous "phantom punch" fight with Ali, IMO (his first loss to Clay being a frustrating but true defeat) - and radically under-appreciated nowadays. What a jab!





I also watched a nasty 1965 dustup between former champ Floyd Patterson and George Chuvalo. What a great fight to watch, if spoiled a bit by Floyd's awkward attempt at commentary on this '60's rebroadcast.



And for those of you who dismiss the great Larry Holmes as a pretender, or someone who reigned large only because the competition was weak, think again: on the 36th anniversary of the fight I watched his 15 round brawl with the great Ken Norton. Not only was Holmes skilled, he could take a punch and not bat an eye. I like him. 


If you haven't watched boxing recently, or gave it up for MMA, revisit the sport. It's still the Sweet Science.

Happy Birthday!

God Bless George HW Bush on this, his 90th birthday! Enjoy it #41!

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Cream City Swirl

Great fro-yo in the greatest neighborhood in the city. Is at Cream City Swirl! Go there!

The Polish Outfit

I found this outfit free on Craigslist!  We picked it up today.



 

2 books

Two books I read Junie yesterday. 

Monday, June 9, 2014

Cotto-Martinez

I finally had the chance to watch last week's Cotto-Martinez middleweight championship fight. Great win for Cotto, who put on an intelligent "master class" as he took down the champ. Kudos to Martinez, who lasted nine rounds on two bad knees. The only cruddy part of the fight was having to listen to Larry Merchant call the action. I can't stand Merchant's perpetually cynical, dry and often as*holish commentary.

Alexander Imich

Alexander Imich, the world's oldest man, has died in NYC at the age of 111. He was born in Poland in 1903 and was a retired chemist and parapsychologist. RIP

Sunday, June 8, 2014

That's Why huh?

Well. That would be why you don't cut the grass in open toed sandals, wouldn't it? (I whacked a toe with the weed eater. Bloodied but undeterred.)

On This Day

On this day 40 years ago, Whovians said farewell to the Third (aka The Best) Doctor and welcomed the Fourth, played by Tom Baker.

Happy Birthday Barbara Bush!

Happy birthday to First Lady Barbara P. Bush, who turned 89 today!

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Boo

We watched California Chrome come up empty in his search for a Triple Crown . . . a colossal waste of TV time better spent watching "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish" (seriously: a great show. Watch it!) Still, it was *almost* worth it to watch the bitter rant Chrome's owner gave to NBC after the race.

Exactly

Guitar Lessons

@Beaulah Brinton Community Center with YaYa for her guitar lessons

30 Rock News

BREAKING NEWS: 30 Rock actor Tracy Morgan is in critical condition after being injured in a car accident this morning . . .

Friday, June 6, 2014

My Thoughts on the Slenderman Case

Controversial opinion of the day: As horrific as their actions were, I don't think the two 12 year old's who stabbed their friend should be imprisoned for the rest of their lives. 

 A - they are twelve. Not 30, not 20, not 17 - TWELVE. At 65 should they be still be paying for what they did at the onset of puberty? No.

 B - the victim did not die (thank God). She's already been released from the hospital. 

 C - if you seriously, honestly, are so young and naïve that you can't tell the difference between make believe and reality, then you don't have the mental capacity to warrant being charged as an adult. Plain and simple.

 Fire away folks. The most valuable diversity is that of thought, so feel free to speak your mind. That said, I'm right and you're wrong 😉

It's True

I spend half the summer fixing our bikes, and the other half listening to Lisa and the kids demanding new ones and complaining about how often I have to fix them . . .Pfui to it all.

Hollywood News

Per the magnificient reporting that is Facebook, Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith are going to divorce after 18 Years of marriage

D-Day

A big thank you to all the veterans of the Normandy invasion on this, the 70th anniversary of D-Day 🙂

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

LuLu's Birthday Cupcakes!

We're here at Incrediroll celebrating LuLu's 11th Birthday! And it features yet another baking marvel by Lisa!

Don Zimmer

RIP Yankees coaching great, and former Boston manager, Don Zimmer