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Monday, June 20, 2016

The Zoo on Father's Day 2016


     On Father's Day after I opened my gifts, I wanted to take the family to the zoo. Due to the heat and general apathy, only LuLu and Ginger decided to go with me. In some ways it was far better that way: less pressure to make it a "memory", less personality conflicts, less $$ out of my pocket. 

     That last point was my favorite. 

   


 Just about as soon as we arrived we hit the big cat house to see the lions and whatnot. 



Then, with extra cash unexpectedly in my wallet, I let the girls go on the sky glider. 



I promised this worker internet immortality. 






















The big hit of the day, to my surprise, was the reptile and fish building. Not because, as they claimed later, of the air conditioning, but because they both seemed genuinely fascinated with each exhibit and actually interacted with one another.



The primate house was a disappointment, not the least of which because this guy threw poop at the glass.



In the primate house was a device to measure your grip strength in relation to that of an orangutan. I topped out at 85 pounds per square inch (I think that was the measurement standard), and 70 with my left hand.





By that time my hip was hurting, and so was Ginger's ear (her tube is working its way out), so it was time to leave. We still stopped and saw the bears and elephant before hitting the road. 

It was a blast. Thanks LuLu and Ginger!

Day 1 of College for Kids

Here's some pics of the kids when I picked them up from the UWM Union today. Ignore Grace's grumpy face. She did it on purpose, and broke into a smile between my attempts. (OJ came home sick an hour earlier). Early reports are that they like most of their classes, which puts then one up on me most semesters.




Good Advice. A little lacking in tact, perhaps . . .

Junie: "You haven't been to the gym in a while Dad. And you've been eating a lot of salt and vinegar chips. You should go before you get real fat again."


#Truth

College for Kids '16!

This morning we dropped all four kids at UWM for their annual weeks at College for Kids. (Only LK would tolerate photos this morning). From experience, I know this program helps eliminates the intimidation factor most college freshman experience - Grace texted that she knows the campus better than her instructor - and I strongly recommend it to you all. Plus, they have fun and actually learn stuff!




Swim Classes

Junie started swim classes (Level 3) this past Saturday



Saturday, June 18, 2016

Fox Brook Lake

Friday, while I slept and LuLu hung out around the house (her choice), Lisa took the rest of Team Slap and YaYa's boyfriend to Fox Brook Lake for the day!

OJ - Made in America

Pt 2 - darker and more somber as it approaches events of 1994. An excellent documentary.

The Father Son Hike at Hawthron Glen

Smiley took me to Hawthorn Glen nature center for our annual Father's Day hike. We were once again joined by Tre and my Godson TJ, who presented me with a great Father's Day gift! Also keeping us company were Javier Gallegos Jr and Isaiah! 

 Among the many highlights: Smiley getting a mudweed tattoo from the hike leader; a (too) tame deer (PD shot the close ups); an ironwood thorn PD got to keep; hot dogs and smores; and great company! 

New lifegoal: build my dream house, with four houses on the property, one for each of the kids, and a nature preserve on the lot. I'd have Smiley get a forestry degree and pay him to maintain the land. Heck, he already knew a lot of the info the guide told us! 

A great tradition. Thanks son!



Friday, June 17, 2016

Quote of the Day

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Babysitting LOL

When the girl you're babysitting is more interested in the little fossils engraved in the big rock at the park than with playing😂😁 - LuLu

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

LOL

NSFW and kids: Lisa just took part in a Facebook quiz that named her vagina after the title of the last movie she watched:

The Conjuring