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Saturday, March 14, 2020

You'll Never Know

 


CNR . . and R


 

Covid Action

 Got a big spare bag of dog & cat food, dog treats, & 30 crickets for the toad. The pets will be A-OK should we be quarantined.

Celebrity Opinons

Just another reminder why celebrities should keep their idiotic opinions to themselves.  

It also reminds me of an interview in a current month's archeological magazine where the reporter applauds a research group's diversity. The reply, with no sense of irony, was that the scientist was indeed  proud of that diversity. "To date, all our researchers have been [Jewish] women."

Diversity has abandoned its dictionary definition. To the Left, it just means "no white male, regardless of ability."

A New Do

Junie's  new hair do thanks to big sis LuLu


 

Time Traveling Simpsons

 Anyone who knows me knows I’m pretty anti-conspiracy but I’m CONVINCED The Simpson’s creators are time travelers! - Lisa

Not Cancelled


 

Covid - Pet Food

 


Got a big spare bag of dog & cat food, dog treats, & 30 crickets for the toad. The pets will be A-OK should we be quarantined.

Friday, March 13, 2020

On TP stockpiling

 I'm seriously doubting the intelligence of anyone mocking folks for buying toilet paper during the pandemic. There's a 2 wk quarantine, and families won't be able to just run out and buy a roll. Hence, buying in advance. It not only makes sense, it's smart - unlike you.

School Closings

 The Governor (a Dem) has ordered the mandatory closure of every K-12 school, public and private, until at least April 10th. Thank you sir, for doing what the soft bigots at MPS could not find the courage to do.

 You know the world's gone mad when my wife, Queen of Trump Haters, teared up during his press conference and said "He's doing a good job."

Covid - Food Pantry

 

While our programming is suspended next week, our Emergency Food Pantry is open our regular hours. With schools in the area closing, please know that we are here for you to ensure you can feed your family.
Emergency Food Pantry Hours:
Tuesday, 4-6:00PM
Wednesday & Friday, 2:15-5:30PM

Covid Shopping

Dan has waited his whole life for this....the moment I took off his leash to “stock up” I’ve never seen him more happy.

Honestly this may be the first time we’ve agreed on anything other than on where to eat in 25 years.

Grammar and spelling people, grammar and spelling.

 I know there's a crisis, but ffs people: it's "aisle" not "isle." #SMH




Duh


 

This man, this!!!

 I know there's a crisis, but ffs people: it's "aisle" not "isle." #SMH

Dan has waited his whole life for this....the moment I took off his leash to “stock up” I’ve never seen him more happy.

Honestly this may be the first time we’ve agreed on anything other than on where to eat in 25 years.

 You know the world's gone mad when my wife, Queen of Trump Haters, teared up during his press conference and said "He's doing a good job."

I'm seriously doubting the intelligence of anyone mocking folks for buying toilet paper during the pandemic. There's a 2 wk quarantine, and families won't be able to just run out and buy a roll. Hence, buying in advance. It not only makes sense, it's smart - unlike you.

 The Governor (a Dem) has ordered the mandatory closure of every K-12 school, public and private, until at least April 10th. Thank you sir, for doing what the soft bigots at MPS could not find the courage to do.

 


Thursday, March 12, 2020

 Flights grounded, universities closed, mpl closed but my kids school held a bake sale today

🙄👍🏻 c’mon MPS make the call already. I’m not sure how to feel anymore but you’re damn right I stocked up on toilet paper. I’m not paying crazy prices, and I think they are coming whether we think it’s unnecessary panic or not! - Lisa

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Well YaYa had planned on cancelling the part of her spring break that was in Paris but still going to Amsterdam . Now everything is grounded for 30 days. Hope we can get the money back. This day gets more complicated by the hour! Damn! - Lisa

 I’m not scared but the fear of others is affecting us left and right. I wish people would calm TF down! - Lisa