Remind me to double up on the sunblock at noon, m'kay?
Published writer, compulsive reader, Old School Whovian, Match Game enthusiast, NKOTB fan, data hoarder, and - surprisingly, given that list - married with four kids. Welcome to my take on life, fatherhood, entertainment, and whatever strikes my fancy. Enjoy!
Monday, February 1, 2021
Sunday, January 31, 2021
Happy Birthday Milwaukee!
Today (Jan 31st) is the 175th anniversary of my great hometown! Happy Birthday Milwaukee! #mke #milwaukee
Saturday, January 30, 2021
Friday, January 29, 2021
Dinner with Mom
When your mom is too tired and sore for your dinner date you bring the date to her. - Lisa
Thursday, January 28, 2021
Yummy
For lunch I raided the fridge for some cold cuts we bought yesterday. As I was making my sandwich I thought, " hmm, I don't remember buying sliced ham." Then it was "wonder why the ham feels slimy," followed by "Dear Gawd this tastes like unwashed Illinois ass ." Using my expansive edumacation, I then checked the label - it was purchased from the deli NOVEMBER 21st and was somehow lost in our refrigerator until it reappeared at my fingertips today. I look forward to hours of the 'rhea this evening.
Tuesday, January 26, 2021
Yeah. About this . . .
46 years old. Asthmatic. Morbidly obese. A hip in more pieces than the space shuttle Challenger (RIP). Why *wouldn't* I have to shovel 7 inches of snow off our property - oh, you mean because I have 3 healthy teenagers living at home? Pshaw. One was asleep, one was making brownies, and one was watching TV. Priorities people, priorities.
Fuck you Waukesha County Sheriff's Department... fuck you. No difference between this and the Catholic church’s shuffling of pedophile priests or school districts shuffling of abusive teachers.
It’s so gross.
On the subject of gross news, groping children through their clothing in India has been determined to not be sexual assault.
- LisaMonday, January 25, 2021
Saturday, January 23, 2021
Friday, January 22, 2021
Hank Aaron
RIP to Milwaukee and MLB legend Hank Aaron. Heaven's outfield just got a heck of an upgrade. #755
Thursday, January 21, 2021
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
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