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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Best. Movie. Line. Ever

From the movie Ghost Breakers, here's a dandy of a quip from Bob Hope. And yes, it's Snopes verified.



h/t to Opinionated Lady

Hope: "You live here?"

Man: "Yes."

Hope: "Then maybe you know what a zombie is."

Man: "When a person dies and is buried, it seems there are certain voodoo priests who . . .who have the power to bring him back to life."

Woman: "How horrible!"

Man: "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of their own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."

Hope: "You mean like Democrats?"

5 comments:

Bridgett said...

Ha! You turd. :P

Anonymous said...

Funny, how long did it take you to find that clip :)

David Schantz said...

That was great. I found my self trying to figure out what the punch line could be before they got to it. File it under funny but true.

God Bless America, God Save The Republic.

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Joann said...

LOLOL!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! That's GREAT!!!!