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Monday, July 18, 2011

Dog Bite

Just got bit by a dog at a friend's house. One second it's happy & wagging its tail, the next it's taking a chunk out of my leg. Any dog'll turn - bet on it. It's not horrific, or I'd have better things to do right now than update social media, but he took a nice little morsel of Stud Steak from my upper leg. Lisa says it needs stiches, but "since you're not a a girl, or pretty, I guess you can just let it mend on its own"

Update: it's fine folks. Ugly and swollen and sore to the touch, but I repeat: a weight induced heart attack or stroke will be my undoing, not the bite of some mutt.

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