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Thursday, November 30, 2017

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Stunning News from NBC

NBC has fired longtime Today show host Matt Lauer for inappropriate workplace behavior.  Wow.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Why Cokie?

Cokie Roberts, longtime ABC reporter, said it was well known among female reporters that it was dangerous for a woman to get in an elevator alone with some members of Congress (alluding to Conyers and Franken, if her comment related to the conversation.) Uh. . . You are REPORTERS. Why did you choose to suppress that story??

Monday, November 27, 2017

Grrrrr

By their own admission,  our mortgage company mistakenly deleted records of our homeowner's insurance coverage,  resulting in a pissy little letter that they have since apologized for sending.  None-the-less I am spending part of my morning having to obtain proof of my policy so they can correct their own mistake.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Small Business Saturday

Much as I would have loved supporting Small Business Saturday here in Bay View, none of the kid's wish lists include twenty dollar burgers or pot grinders. So I took LuLu to Big Lots to spend some of my dough.

Friday, November 24, 2017

100 Years On, We Remember

A Post from the Milwaukee Police Department: 

NINE OFFICERS, TWO CITIZENS KILLED IN STATION BOMBING

The Milwaukee Police Department never forgets those members who paid the ultimate price in service to the community. Today we honor the members killed November 24, 1917.

Prior to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack, the single deadliest event in national law enforcement history occurred in Milwaukee on November 24, 1917, when nine officers and two citizens were killed in a bomb blast. The bomb exploded inside the assembly of the Central Police Station at Oneida Street and Broadway. Police were not the intended target.

The 20-pound bomb was discovered in a passageway between the Italian Evangelical Church located at 355 North Van Buren Street and the neighboring mission house by the 10-year old daughter of the church cleaning lady Saturday morning. In the evening, a young man named Sam Mazzone, a member of the church and an unnamed man, brought the device to the police station.

Station Keeper Henry Deckert took the device from the young men and brought it to the lieutenant’s office and then into the assembly. A number of detectives who had just answered to roll call were in the room. Several of them were examining the infernal device when its hell wand fury was unleashed.

Of the ten officers who were in the police station assembly room at the time of the explosion, eight were killed and two were injured. The names of the eight men killed are: Detective Stephen H. Stecher, Detective Charles Seehawer, Detective David O’Brien, Detective Albert Templin, Detective Paul Weiler, Detective Fred W. Kaiser, Detective Frank Caswin and Station Keeper Henry Deckert.

Injured were Detective Louis Hartman and Detective Herman Bergin.

A watch on one of the men stopped at 7:57 p.m.

Above the assembly was the operator’s room where Operator Edward Spindler was killed by shrapnel blasting through the floor. Killed near the entrance were citizens Catherine Walker, who was making a complaint in another matter, and an unidentified Italian man who, along with another young man that was uninjured, brought the infernal device to the station. In the Lieutenant’s office, off the assembly, were Lt. Robert Flood and Detective Bart Maloney. Both escaped injury. Also uninjured were the eighteen prisoners in the cell room.

It was believed that the bomb was placed at the church by sympathizers of the anarchists who were arrested in connection with the Bay View riot of September 9th, 1917. An Italian gang attempted to disrupt a patriotic rally led by the pastor of the church. The anarchists had been threatening the group when one man pulled a revolver and shot at a detective. Another detective drew his weapon and killed the man. Then several members of the gang drew guns and began firing. In the end two alleged anarchists were killed and five persons injured, including two detectives.

We remember.

Thursday, November 23, 2017

A Radiator/pot warmer (found on the internet; not my pic)

This is neat

Thanksgiving 2017

Thanksgiving brunch at Old Country Buffet went well - the food was unusually good, the place clean, the staff courteous. Alas, on the way in Lisa bumped someone and, not seeing her with her man, he started mouthing off. So I got in his face and twas a bit awkward. Equally awkward: when the kids bickered at the table I lost my cool and said I was abandoning the family and moving up north. That venting did not sit well with the mother-in-law. But percentage wise, both scenes were 06% of the meal, and overall it was a hit.


Thanksgiving dinner was at my parent's place.  They said to be there by 3 with mashed potatoes and deviled eggs (Lauren peeled 10lb of potatoes. LuLu mashed them and boiled the eggs). But I knew they run late,  so we arrived at four. Even so it was an additional two hour wait for the dinner (!) but to my surprise the kids largely got along and the wait passed peacefully and, in fact,  was rather relaxing and enjoyable.  Good vittles in the end too!

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Happy Death Day

I just watched this with Lisa . Groundhog Day but with murder. This was a hoot - fun, chill, and a classic in the making. See it!!

Monday, November 20, 2017

The Season Has Begun!

Today we received our first Christmas Card of the season, courtesy of Sybil W! Just an hour before that Lisa and I were discussing the very thing! Thank you Sybil!

Good Riddance

Charles Manson has died at 83.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Justice League

A very good movie,  IMO, and bordering on great when it wasn't involved in cosmic fisticuffs.  Affleck is the perfect Batman,  like it or not,  and thank Poseidon we finally have an Aquaman that doesn't look and act like he enjoys the spandex a little too much.  Spoilers prevent me from saying more,  but it looks like Zach Snyder finally got it right.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Please Help

Entourage's daughter Meadow has run away. If you see her, or have any information, please contact her family or us. 

Friday, November 17, 2017

Stop Nuffliying the Horror

Enough with calling everything  "sexual assault." It seeks to nullify the horror of rape. I was watching a crime show where a victim was abducted,  tortured,  "sexually assaulted", and killed.  She was not,  I presume, merely groped on the subway.  Words have meaning,  and we are letting that power be diluted.

My Thoughts

If you objected to Bill Clinton using an intern as a humidor and felt the known accusations of forcible rape in his past precluded both his place in office and your respect,  I'm cool with you despising Trump's locker room talk.  (seriously).

By the way, in all this furor over sexual harrassment, why has no one brought up the Rolling Stone interview where Jon Stewart said that when Bill Clinton was a guest on his show he zeroed in on an attractive intern and Stewart had to order his staff to keep Bill busy and away from her? Stewart treated the anecdote as LOL, but he's no better than every other Hollywood enabler.

Monday, November 13, 2017

TrainFest 2017


Sunday Smiley and I went on our annual trip to Trainfest with my friend Tracy and his son. It's not my cuppa, but it has a comforting familarity and the company is good. I'm glad it's become tradition.

A Dream

Last night I dreamt that we took possession of my paternal grandparents' home, fully furnished. When Lisa and I toured it it was huge, a product of the dream, but the whole night I was keeping quiet about the fact that the next day was a mandatory bar exam (which I went to on a few hours sleep). 

Then I was at an outdoor lumber yard and involved in something shady, and spent part of the dream in a police interview. Don't worry, I ain't no 🐀. 

Then back to a dinner party at our "new" house, where I confronted my Dad's friend Jim, absent forty years, about his long silence. In the dream he claimed to be the mayor of Mequon and we discussed a predicted demise of Toys R Us.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

On Takei

You can't take a media-approved "listen and believe" approach to sexual harassment claims then decide to abandon that stance when the target doesn't suit you (George Takei.) I'm sure 80% of the complaints coming out about Hollywood are true, but it's that 20% that should worry you. At some point this hysteria must cede to the standards of a civil or criminal courtroom, or else we surrender both our rights and our conscience.

Friday, November 10, 2017

WTH Zuck!

Facebook put an anti-Semitic sponsored ad in my feed (alleging Jews tricked us into WWI.) Get your damn act together Zuck.

I Guess It's Snowing

Yes, Facebook friends, it is, in fact snowing. Thank you for documenting it ad nauseum.

Glow Skate

WTH

Courtney Cox and David Arquette,  his producers at the time,  admit to dealing with a non-consensual masturbation incident with Louis C. K.  *in 2005.*  Both had far more clout than he did,  so tell me this: Why did they join the teeming masses of Hollywood stars content to allow predators to roam at will? Does anyone in Hollywood have a conscience??

Thursday, November 9, 2017

:(

The hip went bad an hour ago. Crazy how quickly your body gets used to NOT being in pain. #unwelcomeReturn

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

100 Years Ago

100 years ago today Lenin unleashed a political system that led to the murder and suppression of tens of millions.

Monday, November 6, 2017

Two Toms!

 Aargh! We found another inflatable turkey in our basement, so we switched it out with the new one I foolishly bought last night.





Yuck

 Nice of Hollywood to stop molesting and raping each other long enough to mock prayer and tell us how to vote in the wake of the Texas church shooting. #IAppreciateYourGuidance




Sunday, November 5, 2017

It was only a burger

A homeless man was buying a single McDonald's burger with the only dollar he had when I stepped in and bought him another sandwich. 

Lulu:That was nice of you. 

 Me: Eh, makes up for the liquor store I robbed yesterday. Saves me the trouble of getting up early for Confession.

LuLu: You've got issues Dad.

Thanksgiving Tom!

We took Halloween Tigger down and put up a brand new Thanksgiving turkey!

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Displeased

I'm a little perplexed that YaYa  didn't even place this year in a fiction contest she won in 2016 - the new story was tight, well crafted, and far superior to the winning entry last year. Frankly, I'm sure it's better than anything they chose.

Honestly

My Facebook is cluttered w/sponsored ads for Scientology, atheism, liquor, and crappy ebooks. I liked the app better when the Russians ran it.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Champions!

Congratulations to the Houston Astros for winning the World Series!