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Sunday, January 1, 2012

How Was Your NYE?

To our surprise Lulu and Smiley managed to stick it out until midnight proper, so it wasn't exactly Animal House last night. But, to be fair, that little girl can mix a hell of a margarita ;) Hope your New Years Eve went well.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

New Years Eve 2011

I'm expecting a quiet New Years Eve. I worked today (and saw Alex Q), then returned home to a night with Lisa, Smiley, and Lulu  (YaYa is with a friend, Junie  w/ Grandma). We're making kiddie cocktails and having Papa Murphy's pizza w/ ice cream as a desert. At 9 or 10 we'll have "midnight" for the kids, then hit the margaritas. The highlight so far: walking to the gas station with Smiley and scoping out the neighborhood Christmas lights.

* Jenny McCarthy asked a soldier in Times Square what artist should be #1 all-time on Rockin' Eve and he said "New Kids on the Block". Lol it's my long lost twin!

* #19 on the countdown of Dick Clark's Rockin' Eve top 40 performances ever: NKOTBSB. Still waiting to see if NKOTB  proper cracks the top 15 . . .

* In case I don't get on the comp again before midnight, here's my one and only New Year's Resolution: to make 2012 better than the three years that preceded it. 2009 sucked. 2010 was one of the worst years I've ever had. 2011 was OK, but largely a clone of 2009. Enough of this sh*t. Time to get life rolling again . . .

Friday, December 30, 2011

Ya know how I said "11/22/63" would be the last book I read this year? Sadly, I am a man with no willpower. I just finished two books today. "Agent to the Stars" a comic sci-fi novel by John Scalzi (a name old J-Lander's should recognize), wandered off plot for a bit but was still worth a 'B', and "Angle of Investigation" by Michael Connelly, an ebook that's really just a novella's worth of Harry Bosch stories. I'd grade the first of the stories an A, the second a B, and third (surprise!) a mere C/C-.

Today's Weather

dec 30th, 2011, Milwaukee - steady rain and moderate temp all day. I say again, only mostly tongue in cheek: if this is global warming, I'm all for it.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Quote

"Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means." - Ronald Reagan

4 Films

"Jackass 3" - the funniest installment yet. Luvvved it.

"Another Earth" - slow and intellectual (what I call a 'Oriental' film, after the pretentious theater on the East side). But I liked it, and would recommend it.

'Faces in the Crowd', starring Mila Jovovich, is a thriller about a woman who survives a serial killer attack only to lose the ability to recognize faces, leading to a wee bit of a problem once the killer returns to visit. Standard fare, no better or worse than a C.

'Limitless' was silly but a lot of fun, and it didn't end as I thought it would (always a plus). I'd give it a B/B+

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Margin Call

Whodathunk a film about a faulty algorithm and a bunch of stockbrokers who weep about 'only' making 1.4 million for a days work could be tedious and dull? Oh, that's right; anyone who's ever rented 'Margin Call' with Kevin Spacey, Demi Moore, and Jeremy Irons. Ditto "Freakanomics". Dull. Dull. Dull.

Congrats are in order

A hectic but productive day. We polished off BOTH Yaya and LuLu's expo projects (due Jan 25th) and did a diorama of a killer whale to accompany a book report of  Smiley's. It took a trip to Michael's, the Dollar Store, the floral department of Piggly Wiggly, and several hours, but they're done. Whew. Excuse me while Lisa and I pat our own backs.

RIP

Cheetah, the chimpanzee from the Tarzan flicks of the 30's, has passed away at the age of 80. RIP.

A Minor Blemish on my Record

I do not 'LIKE' Honda. If they went belly-up, good riddance. Yet Facebook claims I 'Like' them. How do I remove that blight from my reputation? I cannot find an 'unlike' button.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Boxing Day 2011 - House on the Rock

We spent the day at House on the Rock yesterday, putting the new GPS to good use. It was a blast, and the kids chose to melt down only at the end, leading to an embarrassing gift shop incident but wth, we were two minutes from the exit anyhow. As our family circle continues to shrink, maybe we'll treat this Christmas as the new tradition: breakfast and a movie on the 25th, and a trip somewhere on Boxing Day.

Jedi YaYa

Sunday, December 25, 2011

A Great Christmas So Far

A great Christmas so far. We woke up, opened gifts, then sat down to a breakfast of french toast and sausage. In the afternoon we took the kids to see "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked", which was pretty entertaining. Not $52 entertaining, but hey, that's the cost of being a breeder. Afterwards we drove through CandyCane Lane a second time b4 coming home to settle in and play with our toys. :)

Our own GPS!

Setting up a TomTom GPS our friend Chris got me for Christmas - thanks Entourage!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Candy Cane Lane

@candy cane lane w/ the kids

After Candy Cane Lane we stopped and visited with my parents for a bit, then returned home for dinner and my annual viewing of "It's a Wonderful Life". And yes, a s always, I teared up

Monday, December 19, 2011

Morning TV viewing

twice in the last ten minutes ABC News has had a typo on the ticker they're running on GMA. No one has spellcheck in NY?

later: poor Kelly Ripa, working at full speed to pull anything out of Rooney Mara. The woman has the personality of my ear wax.

11/22_63

Today I finished reading Stephen King's time travel thriller "11/22/63". It had plenty of tension filled moments, was chock full of historical detail (largely unadulterated by the needs of the plot) and in short it was a fun read. A. [note: this will probably be the last book I read in 2011. I think I'll take it easy and start up again in the new year]

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Kim Jon II and Vaclav Havel

Kim Jon II, the leader of North Korea, is dead. He was a nut and a sabre rattler and has kept his country in the stone age for decades. Meanwhile Vaclav Havel, a longtime anti-communist activist, playwright, former Czech President and perennial contender for the Nobel Peace Prize has died at age 75. Any bets on which one will get more press?

A Good Day

Great sales (34) day at work. Also saw a lot of old co-workers: Mike Mac* Sarah, and Berta B. Sadly, however, the Sad Sack Slapjacks were eliminated from the consolation bracket with a miserable performance today. I finish the fantasy season at 6-9.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Done

Just finished and sent off one of my columns. I'll get to the next one after work tomorrow. Off to bed.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

A Sh**ty Day Off

Sh**ty day off. I don't mind the rain and the gloomy skies - Iz down with dat - but I've had a headache, a nosebleed and an argument with Lisa that led to four and a half hours of wasted air in the middle of the day. Lu has a friend coming over and I reckon we should clean the house, but bleep that. I have four destructive, messy kids. No use pretending otherwise. 

Oh, I also have two columns to write and X-Factor voting to attend to. *melodramatic sigh* on the upside, I'm making bbq ribs for dinner.

Chris Rene sucks. Why he's still on X-Factor is beyond me.

I wish to formally wipe the last 23 hours and 58 minutes off the Tivo of my life. What a shit, shit day.
Kudos to Smiley for pronouncing his "Sh" sound worksheet correctly!