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Monday, April 30, 2012

Grrr

Just off the phone with my insurance company. My babysitter, who was taking my kids to their dentist appt on Friday, caused a fender bender with my van. No one hurt, no damage - a fact the other woman admitted to me the next day on the phone. Naturally, she has since contacted a lawyer who claims both she and her daughter suffered bodily harm in the accident. What a crock of shit - yet another example of why there HAS to be a hell. I refuse to admit people like this don't slowly, meticulously roast in the afterlife.

Henry was right

”Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.” ~ Henry Ford

Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Cast of Peter Pan

The Sitter and The Reef

Two movies in recent days: "The Sitter" - what there was of a plot was ridiculous, but from time to time Jonah Hill earned a laugh, script be damned. Grade: C "The Reef" is an Australian movie about four friends who find themselves swimming in shark infested waters after their yacht capsizes at sea. Surprisingly good, given that I've seen a dozen movies with the same theme. Grade: B/B+

Death of the Messiah

Recently I finished the 877 pg 1st volume of the late Fr. Raymond E Brown's "Death of The Messiah". It is an in-depth, parallel exegesis of the Passion narratives of the four Gospels. Put simply, Brown takes each 'act' of the PN and examines each verse of the Gospels side by side. He breaks down the grammar of the original language, the narrative thrust of the segment, the theological and christiological intent, the literary technique, and then analyzes it for verisimilitude and historicity. It is a daunting book to tackle (forty pages in I realized I had to highlight each page as I went to stay in the game) but well worth the effort. As with his "Birth of the Messiah" I found myself engrossed in Brown's work and admiring of his skill. If I had the resources, I'd own a copy of each of his works. Soon, on to Volume 2 . . Grade: a resounding A+

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

The Divide

 


Just got done watching "The Divide" starring Milla Jovovich twin Lauren German, Milo Ventimiglia, Michael Biehn, Courtney B. Vance and Rosanna Arquette.

As nuclear weapons descend on NY a small group of survivors takes shelter in an apartment building basement. Over time the group fragments and goes all 'Lord of the Flies meets Reservoir Dogs". Very graphic, but surprisingly good.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Lulu hurts her wrist :(

@ st francis hospital urgent care w/ Lu (scooter related wrist injury)


While Lu's weekend ended on a sour note with the wrist injury, it started out great: Kim, a co-worker from Job Current, invited her to see the Cleopatra exhibit at MPM with her and her daughter (dutch treat). Afterwards she went with them to McDonald's and then back to Kim's house to play around the creek behind her house. Lu had wanted to see Cleopatra forever and she came back raving about the whole thing. Thanks Kim!

Lisa

Friday, April 20, 2012

YaYa


 

The Muppets

Before retiring last night we watched "The Muppets". If you forgive Segal for making the villain a stereotypical oil baron (why not a liberal bent on making the Muppet Studios an ACORN office hmmm?? Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh!) then it was very enjoyable. Great songs, some genuine LOL moments, and a lot of nostalgia. Well done. Grade: B+

Thursday, April 19, 2012

I've had a huge flatscreen since the days of Job Prior. This was an American Appliances. As soon as he heard the opening music Smiley dropped to the floor like a stone and stared watching Star Wars.

5 yrs 5 months since I quit, and yet today I'm craving a cigarette something fierce.

Unholy Night

 I finished reading "Unholy Night" a novel by Seth Grahame-Smith about role the Three Wise Men played in the days after Jesus' birth. Balthazar is an infamous thief and sworn enemy of Herod the Great who stumbles upon the Holy Family while on the run. Despite the misgivings of his own nature he feels compelled to escort the family to the safety of Egypt, all the while trying to avoid the Judean army and keep his two fellow thieves/"Wise Men" in line. Oddly reverent and action packed, I found myself liking this book far more than I thought I would when I picked it up. Grade: B+/A-

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Navidad Incident

I finished reading the winner of the Tanizaki Jun’ ichiro Prize, 'The Navidad Incident: The Downfall of Matías Guili' by Natsuki Ikezawa. It's set in a small island nation in the South Pacific where a tour bus of elderly Japanese WWII veterans dissapears into thin air. The bus is then seen in a scientist's microscope slide, flying alongside a jet, ordering soda at a grocery store, and attending Mass (but refusing Communion). Meanwhile Guili, the benign dictator of the islands, faces a late mid-life crisis, in part because of the arrival of a young holy woman whom he enlists as an advisor. It's a hard book to explain: part comedy, very small part fantasy, and overall an insightful and engaging glimpse into the soul of a troubled head of state. I really liked it. Grade: A

Caught Inside and The Darkest Hour

We rented "Caught Inside", an Australian film about a group of surfers who set out to sea on an extended trip that slowly exposes the madness of one of their own. It seemed like a good movie, except for accents so thick they might as well have been speaking Klingon. Grade: B-
I also watched "The Darkest Hour", a cliche ridden alien invasion film. It was ok, but I'll forget about it in another day or so. Grade: C

B.A.K.

For the first time since Saturday I'm back online, as I've finally ironed out the kinks I created when I moved my computer desk out of the office and into a new location. Expect a slew of posts of no significant value beyond the music of the angels you hear when you read whatever I write.

The Immortals

I watched "The Immortals" the other day. It was what I expected, a moderately well done but forgettable action flick. I will point out that the big ol' hero of the film accomplishes jack diddly doo diddly, so why he was considered a hero is beyond me. Grade: C+

RIP Dick Clark

Take Shelter

The best DVD I've seen in recent weeks: 'Take Shelter', a 2010 film about a man who is abruptly plagued by visions of an apocalyptic storm. Uncertain if he is slipping into the same madness that claimed his mother's freedom, he becomes obsessed with expanding the storm shelter in his backyard, even if it costs him his job, marriage, and standing in the community. It's a subtle, finely crafted movie that ratchets up the terror in slow increments, aided by a great performance by Michael Shannon. A great movie and I was (obviously) pleased to have rented it. Grade: A+

Saturday, April 14, 2012

100 years ago today

April 14th 1:42 PM: Baltic issues iceberg warning. Message given to Captain Smith who relays to J. Bruce Ismay 

 April 14th 5:30-7:30 PM: Temperature drops by nearly 10 degrees to around 33

April 14th 5:50 PM: Captain Smith makes the decision to alter Titanic’s course southwest.

 April 14th 6:00PM: Chief Officer Wilde is relieved by 2nd officer Lightoller on Titanic’s bridge 

 April 14th 7:30 PM Titanic intercepts 3 warning messages from Californian concerning large icebergs.

 April 14th 8:55 PM: Captain Smith returns to bridge from dinner party and mentions clear weather to Lightoller. 

 April 14th 9:20 PM: Captain Smith retires for the night. April 14th 10:00 PM: First Officer Murdoch relieves Lightoller on bridge. The current temperature is 32 degrees and conditions are clear

A belated congratulations to Alex Rodriguez on hitting his 630th career home run, putting him in 5th place all time. Here's looking forward to #763!!!