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Sunday, November 11, 2012

YaYa's 11th Birthday Party!


Sunday October 21st was the date of YaYa’s 11th birthday party.  Before the festivities began we let her open her gifts from us, a Hunger Games nylon back sack and a Katniss Everdeen/Hunger Games Barbie Doll.



Are you sensing a theme yet?  No? Then how about looking at the magnificent Hunger Games cupcakes, complete with fully wearable Mockingjay ring






Or the “May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor” signs we posted at the venue




Or the personalized Hunger Games invites we sent out, or the Hunger Games quotes we put on every straw



Then there’s the gift bags, which featured homemade HG bookmarks, HG necklaces assembled from craft items Lisa bought on Ebay, and a candy assortment of red hots and hot tamales (“Girl on Fire” candy) and the incredibly hard to find candy raspberries, used to represent the poison berries of the first novel.


A Hunger Games party it was, although it was first and foremost a Laser Tag party, held at the same venue where Smiley had his party in March.




(When YaYa broke her wrist we were worried we might have to cancel the party, as the use of the lazer rifle requires one hand to fire and another to activate the sensor, but thankfully when we took her to check the venue showed us rifles modified for just such eventualities, and the party was on!)

YaYa invited a dozen kids from her class, and all twelve showed. I paid for unlimited laser tag, so the kids spent the majority of the time in the arena, safe from our sight except when they showed up on the low-light monitors displayed in the lobby. 




We couldn’t really distinguish anyone on the monitor, with the exception of her friend Romy. Romy was wearing a fedora, and looked like a Capone era gangster on the screen . . .




Dinner was cold-cut sandwiches, chips, and soda. We forgot a candle for the cupcakes (!) so YaYa bluffed her way through that. Then it was time to open her presents.













Georgia gave her a while “I love Finnick” t-shirt



Romy gave her an owl necklace, a hair clip-in, and a gorgeous home-made card










Maura gave her a roll of decorative duct tape and a binder generously decorated with it

Meadow gave her a homemade jewelry tree


XXX gave her a One Direction charm bracelet



Karina gave her Owl knee-highs


Anna gave her a Barnes and Noble gift card


Jayden gave her a Target gift card


Rebecca gave her a Barnes and Noble gift card



Ivan gave her a card and cash



Sofia gave her a Target gift card



Here’s a picture you’ll never see taken at a boys birthday party – the partygoers competing to see how many of them could sit on each other’s laps.



The party was scheduled to end at 5 but ran late when the girls went in for another laser tag adventure. I’d have been ticked off if I was one of the parent’s stuck waiting, but everyone seemed to take it in stride!




I think it was a great party, and I know my girl had a lot of fun! Happy 11th Birthday YaYa and may you have a hundred more!




P.S. – isn’t she stunning in this picture? My word!


note: the party was the same day there was a mass shooting at a spa in Brookfield (a Milwaukee suburb) and the news of the tragedy dominated the conversation among the kids for the first fifteen minutes or so, a sad testament of our times.

The Raven

Yesterday we watched The Raven, a thriller starring John Cusak as Edgar Allen Poe. A serial killer is terrorizing 1849 Baltimore using ideas culled from Poe’s stories, and the famous writer is enlisted to help bring him to justice. The movie was fine, marred perhaps by a few gratuitous scenes of gore, but Cusak all but killed the film. He plays Poe as a dullard; while we hear that the man is troubled and plagued by drink, there is precious little to see of it – or any personality at all – from Cusak. I grade this a C.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Skyfall



Last night I found myself unexpectedly, wonderfully . . . alone.  Lisa and Lu were at a sleepover ‘spa’ party, and the other kids were scattered among the grandparents. I still had to go to work at ten, but what to do with the four hours before that?

How about the rare treat: seeing a movie in an actual first-run theater. Gasp! For this delicious bit of wasteful spending I chose to see the brand new James Bond movie, Skyfall, which opened that very day.

[Yes, I saw it alone. Lisa has, to date, never once so much as entertained the notion of going to a movie alone, citing the ‘loser’ factor, but it’s never bothered me.  Heck, I was able to get up and go pee twice without getting heckled about my bladder.  Loser? In my book that makes we a WINNER!]

Anyhow, about the movie . . .

Skyfall is the 23rd installment in the franchise and marks the 50th anniversary of the same.  A rogue cyber terrorist named Silva, played brilliantly by Javier Bardem, launches a one-man war against MI6 with the intent of taking down M.  Bond and M, both slightly off their game and on the outs with the establishment, must once again rely on each other to stop Silva and end the threat to Queen and Country.

There’s an odd duality at work in this film. It resonates, time and again, with nods to the past and a sense of ending, and of a certain finality to it all; yet at the same time it exudes a feeling of renewal and energy, a certainty, not of finality, but of relevance and necessity.

50 years ago JFK was in the White House, few people in the heartland had heard of a place called Vietnam, and the good guys were easily distinguishable from the bad. Flash forward to 2012; it seems ridiculous to even ask if a Cold War icon like James Bond has a place in our world. But bit by bit the film flips that notion on its head, leaving us to think that maybe, just maybe, Bond was born for this world of murky alliances and obscure enemies, and merely struggled (albeit successfully) to fit in in the world of the Berlin Wall and Aston Martins.  

Too deep for a Bond film? With respect, you haven’t seen Skyfall.

Not to worry though, it’s still a James Bond film, with everything you expect from the series. Action? The pre-title chase scene had more action than a lot of action films I’ve seen. Women?  Berenice Marlohe is so stunning that I literally gasped at one point, leading me to believe she deserves the sobriquet “breathtaking”.


Villains? Silva is a memorable one, full of creepiness and humor, intelligence and violence.  Humor? This isn’t a Roger Moore-era Bond, but there are a fair amount of jokes sprinkled throughout.  An exploration of Bond’s past? Sure, including his parent’s cenotaph and his childhood abode. Oh, wait – we’ve never explored Bond’s past. Until now.

[Which settles a question I’ve had for years. It went something like this: Is 007/James Bond simply a title, a nom de plume adopted over the years by various applicants? It would be a rational way to explain away the different actors and the series longevity; think of it as a poor man’s version of Doctor Who’s regeneration. Nifty to think about , but now disproved.]

Skyfall is a great movie. I give it a grade of an A



Friday, November 9, 2012

Sour Grapes




On the day of Obama’s 2009 Inauguration – in fact, at the very moment he stood upon the podium and gave his surprisingly forgettable speech – I had a flat tire. While the radio piped out the new President’s voice, the ice sheet beneath the car cracked, tipping the jack and bringing the weight of the car crashing to the earth. The jack was crushed, and the wheel permanently warped.

Voodoo, happenstance, karma, call it what you will; I call it a harbinger of what Obama’s first term would be like for the Slapinions patriarch.

Oh, you think I’m exaggerating? Sure, I’ve had good days since then, and I’ve certainly laughed and loved and all that jazz. But pound for pound the last four years have SUCKED.  Unemployment. 
UNDERemployment. Mounting debt. Personal conflicts. Relationship issues. At least one nasty hangnail.

To date the Obama administration has not, I repeat, has not been good for me personally.

It certainly didn’t get any better on election night.

My election prediction was close, with Obama taking 303 electoral votes [as of this writing, days after the election, Florida’s electoral votes are still up in the air]. That’s a loss of 62 electoral votes and upwards of 7 million popular votes since his 2008 victory, a moral (but wholly inconsequential) victory for the good guys. 

Yes, of course I’m unhappy with the national vote. I certainly didn’t want Obama getting another four years in which to muck around and make a mess of things (and be idolized by the media while he does it), but the odds were in its favor.

But Wisconsin . . . dangit Wisconsin, I’m mad at you. 

 It’s not that you went Blue. It was predictable, with the weight of the Madison and Milwaukee electorate serving as a reliable voting bloc for Democrats in Presidential elections. No, what really ticks me off is the election of Tammy Baldwin to the Senate.

Wisconsin has an activist Republican Governor, some of the brightest stars of the GOP, a Republican Senator that knocked off one of the icons of the DNC, and who do you elect to fill a Senate seat vacated by a long-time moderate Democrat? Naturally you chose an extremely liberal, tax and spend Congresswoman so far to the Left her own party kept her at arm’s reach.

Disturbing, but acceptable I guess. Will of the people and all, blah blah. But Wisconsin, you elected this extremist by pointedly rejecting Tommy Thompson. You took some crazy political ads put out by Baldwin and somehow bought into the notion that Tommy Thompson wasn’t “for you” anymore, and that he wasn’t “for” Wisconsin.

For the record: that’s Tommy Thompson, legendary Wisconsin Governor, the man who reformed welfare, spurred our economy, encouraged bi-partisanship and put this state on the national political map for the first time in years.

You drank the Kool-Aid and sold him down the river, giving Baldwin a 51-47% victory at the polls. By political standards it wasn’t even close.

I’m disgusted by that about how easily Wisconsin stabbed him in the back. I really am. Tommy, you deserved better.


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The worst part about losing an election – aside from, you know, losing – is the inevitable deconstruction of the campaign, otherwise known as “Fix the Blame”.

If you listen to the mainstream media, Tuesday’s results are a clear rejection of the GOP’s principles, and an indicator of ‘old white society’ being trumped by the young and minorities. I was listening to Terry Moran on Nightline pretend to file an objective story pushing that agenda the other night.

Meanwhile, GOP pundits are insistent that Mitt Romney wasn’t conservative enough and that he didn’t present a clear enough distinction to secure the base and inspire America to rise up and vote. The GOP, so the story goes, has twice gone with moderates and lost because of it; it’s time for the next Goldwater.

Both are wrong.

Mitt Romney did not lose the election. Barack Obama won itObama won, not because he was a good President, or because Romney did something wrong, but because his personal popularity, tied directly into societal expectations, assured his survival  given anything short of a drastic ‘worst case’ scenario [i.e. total economic collapse, an Iran Hostage Crisis, etc.]  Or, to put it another way: the cool kid was once again voted Prom King.

Look, I know Obama scored big with minorities and the young but let’s cut through the bull. The African American community had a vested and pigheaded interest in having Obama re-elected. Not because he has benefited their communities – he hasn’t done that for anyone – but because he‘s an icon. It isn’t about the man it’s about what he’s seen to represent for them; if he had completely adopted the policies and stances of Romney he would still have been trotted out as the man of the hour. Kicking him to the curb would have ruined this modern fairy tale, and so it was all hands on deck and the hell with reality. Listening to local ‘urban’ stations squirm to rationalize his failures was an education in the workings of propaganda, and apparently it worked.

The young vote Democrat out of group mentality, but, as in 2008, it was also fueled by the glorification of Obama in the press. Sure, I know complaining about the MSM is a good way to make you sound like a kook, but 100 years from now books will be written about the lack of objectivity in the media.  Personally, politics aside, I think it’s revolting how much time this President spends posing for magazine covers and answering inane questions, like last week’s TV Guide interview about his favorite TV shows.  Favorite TV shows? I have a low level office job and I barely have time to watch X-Factor, how the heck do you run a country and still have time to have favorite “shows”, plural? The time he allocates to the fluff media is outrageous. Damn it, sir, deflate your ego for a moment and do your job!

On the GOP side, take a deep breath and think before you speak. Mitt Romney wasn’t defeated because he was too liberal. That’s nonsensical. If he didn’t cause the ultra-conservatives to jump up and speak in tongues, oh well; to the nation as a whole he was falsely painted as a conservative ideologue.

I’m not suggesting the GOP adopt a “Big Tent” policy where conscience and ideology are surrendered in exchange for a vote, any vote; there’s already one Democratic Party, no need to create another. But don’t roll up into a fetal position and go all Wyoming militia either.

In my view, here’s what the party needs to do to remain viable in future Presidential elections:

A)     Differentiate, in the public eye, fiscal and foreign policy stances from social issues.  The economic and foreign policy choices of the GOP are solid and generally well received. Unfortunately, they have become entangled in the ideological turf wars where the DNC has the upper hand, and then negated. That needs to change.  Voters should feel comfortable voting with their pocketbook or flag without feeling like they are betraying their class or race.

B)      Social issues are complex, and should be expressed as such. The GOP is not anti-women, it is anti-abortion. It is in no way anti-Latino, but it is anti-illegal immigration. It is not anti-gay, it is reluctant to approve of gay marriage.  It is not racist, but refuses to promote welfare and assistance programs solely to avoid that mis-label. Now, translate that into what the public hears: anti-women/Latino/gay/black. That’s not a winning formula. Instead of trotting out the same old beliefs reduced to a tag line, explain what is really meant and work on embracing those members of society who, suddenly, find that they’ve agreed with you all along.

C)      Walk the tightrope between obstructionist government and ready acquiesce. Pundits – from the winning side – are quick to call on the GOP to embrace bipartisanship in the wake of the election; in other words, give up the ghost and surrender. Nonsense. It is the duty of the GOP controlled House to stall as much of Obama’s agenda as possible provided that the bill on the floor is well and truly objectionable to the beliefs of the party and the betterment of the nation. On the flip side, to have any legitimacy in future elections, if a legitimate and beneficial motion comes to the floor, that same GOP controlled House must let it pass.

That’s my two cents.

In closing:

Mitt, you ran with passion, honor, and true vision. I admire your ideas, and I thank you for your effort on behalf of America; it’s a shame the majority of this country didn’t see where their interests truly lie. You’ve earned a place in my personal Hall of Heroes.

Mr. President: I don’t hold out much hope you’ll improve your performance in your second term, seeing as the status quo rewarded you, but I hope for the best, from you and for this country.

Good luck to you, and to us all. 

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Yes Indeed

Elizabeth Olsen is threatening to break into my List Of Five . . .

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Slaughterhouse Five

GOP regains the WI State Senate, by at least one and possibly 3 seats, and retains the Assembly. Time to concentrate on honing our agenda here . . .

As I waited for the election results I finished reading Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five. Here’s my one word review: Wow. Grade: A+ Book# 88 of the year

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Election Night

 We took the kids with us to vote right as the polls opened, and it was quite a long line, looping around the hall and out the door, but it moved quickly. Voter #69 in my ward - not as cool as being voter #420, but still worthy of a snicker.


Ok, my prediction: Lisa anticipates an Obama landslide, but that's not going to happen. I think, in one of the lousier moments in American history, that Obama will eke out a win in a tight contest, finishing with ~290 electoral votes. It's a far cry from '08, and a sign that a lot of the country wised up and quit swallowing the Kool-Aid, but still a loss for the good guys. Still, many people wiser than me are predicting a Romney win, and I hope and pray that they are right. That said, their optimism brings to mind a quote from the great Winston Wolfe: "well boys, let's not start sucking each other's d**ks quite yet."


(don't worry - this was a sample ballot. No law was broken)


The kids' school held a mock election today and Romney beat Obama 104-90. The Big Three voted correctly (Smiley was very proud of his choice) but Feral Child (age 5) claims to have voted for Obama because she "wants him to have four mo' years".


ROMNEY wins GA, IN, KY, SC, WV... Obama takes VT . . . . still waaaaay early . . .


ROMNEY WINS: AL, GA, IN, KY, MS, OK, SC, WV...
OBAMA WINS: CT, DE, IL, MA, ME, MD, RI, VT...

ROMNEY WINS: AL, GA, IN, KY, MS, OK, SC, TN, WV...
OBAMA WINS: CT, DC, DE, IL, MA, ME, MD, RI, VT...
Romney up 82 to 79 electoral votes at present . . .

Wisconsin looks to go for Obama. No surprise, personally, as the weight of the Milwaukee and Madison electorate is forever an anchor around the throat of progress.

But on the bright side CNN is reporting that it's a given the GOP will retain the House. So, quoting Kristofer Frankenberg: should Obama win, after billions spent on this election, we will be exactly where we were. Nothing will change; nothing will get done. Here's to a fun four years!

Still neck and neck (CNN has Romney up, Fox has Obama up, but both by a hair) but the loss of WI and PA means it'll be a rough road to 270. Florida shows a slight edge for Obama but an entire county has yet to be counted, and if I remember my history it's a county heavily GOP. I have to leave for work soon but if I had to lay a bet I'd say its four more years of debt, apologies, and a lesser America. All Hail the magnitude of the propaganda machine!

Belling very insightful on WISN

On behalf of your Democratic sister and ( mom dad and Chrissy too they voted my way ) Hahahahaha we WON 🙂 - Katie

Election Day - *before* any results have come out

On the eve of the election Lisa took part in a telephone survey - the first time this season anyone has officially asked our opinion. 


We took the kids with us to vote right as the polls opened, and it was quite a long line, looping around the hall and out the door, but it moved quickly. Voter #69 in my ward - not as cool as being voter #420, but still worthy of a snicker.



Ok, my prediction: Lisa anticipates an Obama landslide, but that's not going to happen. I think, in one of the lousier moments in American history, that Obama will eke out a win in a tight contest, finishing with ~290 electoral votes. It's a far cry from '08, and a sign that a lot of the country wised up and quit swallowing the Kool-Aid, but still a loss for the good guys. Still, many people wiser than me are predicting a Romney win, and I hope and pray that they are right. That said, their optimism brings to mind a quote from the great Winston Wolfe: "well boys, let's not start sucking each other's d**ks quite yet."

I am happy, and extraordinarily proud, to have had another chance to cast my ballot for Tommy Thompson. 


The kids' school held a mock election today and Romney beat Obama 104-90. The Big Three voted correctly (Smiley was very proud of his choice) but Feral Child (age 5) claims to have voted for Obama because she "wants him to have four mo' years".


It's hard to describe the emotions I felt when I read on CNN that Mitt Romney had foregone tradition and taken to the campaign trail today in both Ohio and Pennsylvania. For him to go the extra mile, to give it 110%, and battle right up to the very end - THAT'S the kind of President this country deserves. I'm so proud to have cast my ballot for the man.

note: pics are of a sample ballot