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Sunday, November 1, 2015
LuLu has a fit
LuLu is literally whining and stomping her feet yelling "Take me to the library!" What a dork. #DNACannotBeOvercome
update: LuLu just blocked me on Facebook and reported me as a bully. "Have fun having one less daughter," she said.
update 2: After making her watch football for an hour as punishment, I drove LuLui down to Central library. I was stopped by an old co-worker from the '90's and chatted for ten minutes or so, again annoying my daughter. "Why do you have to stop and talk to someone everywhere we go?? Why can't you just be normal?
Also, this gem: "I still disown you. You're not my father, you're my legal guardian now. I still love you, but that's because it's normal to have feelings for your guardian."
Twenty Questions
Lisa and I went to dinner at the restaurant where Caitlin works, and our niece did a fine job of trying to squirrel out of my questions about her plans. :)
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Spittin' Truth
I know people say their kids are good looking all the time, but let's face it: there are some ugly @@s children in the world. Mine, however, are legit attractive. Lisa, we bred well baby.
Do Your Jobs Right, Media
To repeat a comment I made earlier: not every consumer complaint, not every schoolyard drama, not every personal life event is *news*. It's fine for your Facebook page or diary, but I'm sick of seeing it reported by national news services. ABC/CNN, etc. needs to concentrate on issues and events of ACTUAL importance to the nation.
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