Say What?

Lisa: "Dan, I know you very well and for a long time, and no matter who you vote for it won't necessarily change how I feel about you."

 *Necessarily*???

Food for Thought

Tom Robinson says hello

JK for the win

JK takes on the bullies on the Left

The Revenant

I loved this movie. Beautifully filmed, for one thing, with stellar performances from both Thomas Hardy and Leo. Someone on FB once said DiCaprio's performance was nothing more than two hours of grunting. Having now seen the film, I might have to rank that as one of the silliest comments in social media history.

Politics

I'm sick of politics on FB. I'm right, you're horribly wrong. Can we at least agree on that?

For Real

I don't mind the security check, but the logic of this meme is making me doubt myself.

Memorial Day is NOT Veteran's Day

#THIS. Every year someone posts about a living serviceman on a day meant to honor those who gave all, and it takes every fiber of my being not to tell them to f off. Don't be that person this year. #RespectTheHoliday

Leon's Controversy

Iconic Leon's Custard is facing backlash from the South Side's Hispanic community after the owner mandated that his employees speak to cuswtomers only in English.

A Dream

I took a nap and dreamt that I was framed for a mass shooting by men that my Mom owed money. I went on the run with Lauren, who was ignorant of the events, and hid in a dark and watery cellar. Lisa, naturally, went on the news and said she couldn't believe I would do such a thing to my family, thereby implying my guilt. I woke up p**sed as hell at her.

Get Yer Coupon Books Here!

YaYa is selling coupon books for her softball team. $20 gets you ~ 50 pages of savings! The sale ends this week, so send me your orders!

Street Art

It ain't #Banksy quality, but as vandalism goes, this is pretty darn entertaining.

On the patio, enjoying the sun and eating lunch with Lisa

Just got back from what was (to me) a 40 min workout that left me short of breath and covered in sweat. Smiley on the other hand, did more and was neither sweaty nor remotely bothered. Which makes me both annoyed at him, and proud - we must be doing something right as parents.

An Ode to Junie

I'm very happy with Junie. She's the one who asked to go to a Brewers game, and she kept her interest even after everyone else in Team Slap dropped out. I really feared that halfway through she'd lose interest, get squirmy, complain she was bored, and we'd go home and I'd eat the cost. But she kept her focus the whole time, asked insightful questions, didn't complain, and made a daughter/Daddy day delightful. In a few years she'll treat me as an adversary, as they all seem to do at or near twelve, but today I felt as loved as any Daddy in the world. Thanks LK!

Running the Bases

After the game we waited in a line that literally stretched around the ballpark, but in the end Lauren got to run the bases, and even saw two of her teachers!

For those careful observers, part of my belly appeared on the jumbotron during Roll Out The Barrel. #LuckyYou

Lucroy homers too!

Lucroy homers and Junie screams "Take a picture of the fireworks!" #LikeFatherLikeDaughter

Homerun!

Carter homers and Junie lights up!

Brewers vs San Diego Padres - and me and LK are there!

Another Fire!

Horrible news: Tonight, just two months after my parents were displaced by fire, Lisa's Mom and Stepdad had a fire in their apartment building that led to smoke and water damage in their own apartment. They weren't hurt, thank God, but at the moment their place is unlivable.

YaYa and Angelcakes

There are five finalists left in the running for Milwaukee's unofficial new flag. I'm so disappointed. They all look like they belong flying atop a tank during the fall of Saigon. Pathetic #UtterFail

Cube steak, mushrooms and onions, fries, and two smoke alarms later, dinner is served.