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Saturday, March 14, 2020

A New Do

Junie's  new hair do thanks to big sis LuLu


 

Time Traveling Simpsons

 Anyone who knows me knows I’m pretty anti-conspiracy but I’m CONVINCED The Simpson’s creators are time travelers! - Lisa

Not Cancelled


 

Covid - Pet Food

 


Got a big spare bag of dog & cat food, dog treats, & 30 crickets for the toad. The pets will be A-OK should we be quarantined.

Friday, March 13, 2020

On TP stockpiling

 I'm seriously doubting the intelligence of anyone mocking folks for buying toilet paper during the pandemic. There's a 2 wk quarantine, and families won't be able to just run out and buy a roll. Hence, buying in advance. It not only makes sense, it's smart - unlike you.

School Closings

 The Governor (a Dem) has ordered the mandatory closure of every K-12 school, public and private, until at least April 10th. Thank you sir, for doing what the soft bigots at MPS could not find the courage to do.

 You know the world's gone mad when my wife, Queen of Trump Haters, teared up during his press conference and said "He's doing a good job."

Covid - Food Pantry

 

While our programming is suspended next week, our Emergency Food Pantry is open our regular hours. With schools in the area closing, please know that we are here for you to ensure you can feed your family.
Emergency Food Pantry Hours:
Tuesday, 4-6:00PM
Wednesday & Friday, 2:15-5:30PM

Covid Shopping

Dan has waited his whole life for this....the moment I took off his leash to “stock up” I’ve never seen him more happy.

Honestly this may be the first time we’ve agreed on anything other than on where to eat in 25 years.

Grammar and spelling people, grammar and spelling.

 I know there's a crisis, but ffs people: it's "aisle" not "isle." #SMH




Duh


 

This man, this!!!

 I know there's a crisis, but ffs people: it's "aisle" not "isle." #SMH

Dan has waited his whole life for this....the moment I took off his leash to “stock up” I’ve never seen him more happy.

Honestly this may be the first time we’ve agreed on anything other than on where to eat in 25 years.

 You know the world's gone mad when my wife, Queen of Trump Haters, teared up during his press conference and said "He's doing a good job."

I'm seriously doubting the intelligence of anyone mocking folks for buying toilet paper during the pandemic. There's a 2 wk quarantine, and families won't be able to just run out and buy a roll. Hence, buying in advance. It not only makes sense, it's smart - unlike you.

 The Governor (a Dem) has ordered the mandatory closure of every K-12 school, public and private, until at least April 10th. Thank you sir, for doing what the soft bigots at MPS could not find the courage to do.

 


Thursday, March 12, 2020

 Flights grounded, universities closed, mpl closed but my kids school held a bake sale today

🙄👍🏻 c’mon MPS make the call already. I’m not sure how to feel anymore but you’re damn right I stocked up on toilet paper. I’m not paying crazy prices, and I think they are coming whether we think it’s unnecessary panic or not! - Lisa

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Well YaYa had planned on cancelling the part of her spring break that was in Paris but still going to Amsterdam . Now everything is grounded for 30 days. Hope we can get the money back. This day gets more complicated by the hour! Damn! - Lisa

 I’m not scared but the fear of others is affecting us left and right. I wish people would calm TF down! - Lisa

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Perfect Bid


Well, this is nominally a documentary about a mini scandal involving a perfect showcase bid on The Price Is Right. But . . .

That scandal takes up a tenth of the film. The rest of it? The incredibly boring and painfully repetitive recollections of superfan Ted Slauson.

Please, for your own sake, skip it.

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Smiley's 1st Day of Work

 Well today is my baby boy’s birthday! He’s off bright and early to start his first day of work EVER on his 15th bday! If you’re stopping at the Bay View McDonald’s don’t embarrass him too bad! Excited for him and really proud. I wish I could post a pic of him in his uniform but he made me promise I wouldn’t. Kids. - Lisa