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Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Meme

Yup yup (mind you, the vaccine WILL make you grow horns and eat tofu /s.)

Hal Holbrook

RIP Hal Holbrook. Mark Twain better come and meet you at the pearly gates.

Saturday, January 30, 2021

Friday, January 29, 2021

ISO

 Anyone w a nice size truck willing to pick up a dining set if I get it? I’ll pay...  - Lisa

Dinner with Mom

 When your mom is too tired and sore for your dinner date you bring the date to her. - Lisa




Thursday, January 28, 2021

Cicely Tyson

RIP 

 

Yummy

 For lunch I raided the fridge for some cold cuts we bought yesterday. As I was making my sandwich I thought, " hmm, I don't remember buying sliced ham." Then it was "wonder why the ham feels slimy," followed by "Dear Gawd this tastes like unwashed Illinois ass ." Using my expansive edumacation, I then checked the label - it was purchased from the deli NOVEMBER 21st and was somehow lost in our refrigerator until it reappeared at my fingertips today. I look forward to hours of the 'rhea this evening.

Happy 85th Birthday to Alan Alda!

 Happy Birthday Hawkeye!



Quote

 Calm, capable, and confident. Today is a great day to be great! - Lisa


Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Am Fam Field


 

Yeah. About this . . .

46 years old. Asthmatic. Morbidly obese. A hip in more pieces than the space shuttle Challenger (RIP). Why *wouldn't* I have to shovel 7 inches of snow off our property - oh, you mean because I have 3 healthy teenagers living at home? Pshaw. One was asleep, one was making brownies, and one was watching TV. Priorities people, priorities.




I love finding solutions! - Lisa 

Fuck you Waukesha County Sheriff's Department... fuck you. No difference between this and the Catholic church’s shuffling of pedophile priests or school districts shuffling of abusive teachers.

It’s so gross.
On the subject of gross news, groping children through their clothing in India has been determined to not be sexual assault.
Fucking yikes on all this. 😳 - Lisa

Monday, January 25, 2021

Friday, January 22, 2021

Hank Aaron

RIP to Milwaukee and MLB legend Hank Aaron. Heaven's outfield just got a heck of an upgrade.  #755

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Inauguration Day

 Not personally a great day, but a great day for history indeed! -Lisa