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Anything is possible, but not anything is reasonable.

Winter Prep

It's been a wonderfully productive day off so far

 #TeamSlap prepped the backyard for winter. Smiley and I cleaned out part of the shed, put away the patio furniture, the double swing, the BBQ and the hose, and when that was done we took out the snow equipment. LuLu cut the lawn while LK raked the leaves. Then OJ and I took an axe to a tree that's taken up residence behind the shed. (Princess YaYa got out of work by being at grandma's) Afterwards we took the oldest girls to their first Cadet meeting, I paid the electric bill, and then LK and I walked the mile or so home. 

Following that PD and I changed both furnace filters and took out all the window A/C's. 

Now, we have to start dinner.

Halloween Decorations

From a neighborhood walk today

A Bit of a Mix Up

I took Junie to the ear doctor this morning for a follow up to her ear tube surgery - all good, with perfect hearing! Score! 

OTOH, I came home to multiple voice mails saying LuLu was missing a permission slip for a canoe trip (we'd signed it once but it had been rescheduled). By the time I called the school the class had already departed with LuLuleft behind. We are bracing for a s**tstrom of verbal abuse from my hormone ridden kid.

IT WAS UR FAULT U WHERE AT THE SCHOOL BUT DIDNT COME IN - LuLu

Your'e a brave girl to post that of fb. it will be there foreeeeeeeever - Grandma J

Quote

I found it when looking up what foods YaYa's Muslim friend couldn't eat on her sleepover. "That which is necessary makes the forbidden permissible", Quran 2:173.

In context, it simply refers to a Muslim being allowed to eat pork and other forbidden food if they are in danger of starving or in a situation out of their control.

Out of context, and forgetting  any associated political/religious baggage, that's a pretty powerful quote. A desperate person in a desperate situation is a dangerous entity. 

Gulp

Just finished cleaning the fish tank, and got more than a few mouthfuls of fishy poop water when siphoning it out. Yum. Now, in a touch of irony, I'm watching Catfish the TV show.

Lisa: "I don't want to hear about you and the fish water. You probably have a flesh-eating virus now."

Me: "God willing"

Lisa: "Yeah, the problem with that, Slappy, is that it's never your stomach the virus eats. It's always an arm, or a leg."

Me: {shrugs} "Still be down 70 pounds."

Tonight

Watching a string of Katy Perry videos with the fam.

Also - Lisa and I  watched the Family Guy/Simpson's crosssover tonight, and I thought a lot of it fell flat.  I loved the chicken fight (natch) and Stewie's revenge on Nelsen, but the rest was ho-hum.

The Chestnut Walk

I took advantage of the beautiful weather to accompany Junie on a one hour walk around the neighborhood (3142 steps if my pedometer is accurate). She has it in her head to make Halloween decorations for the house, and Lisa bought her some paper plates and ribbon to get started - it was up to me and LK to get the leaves and whatnot!

First stop was a house I remembered from walking to summer school with her. It has, as far as I know, the only horse chestnut tree in the neighborhood. I grew up with one in the backyard and made wide use of the chestnuts as baseballs, golf balls, puppets, projectiles, and whatnot. She'd never seen one, and found them just as appealing. 

Then we walked to my friend's house, stopping along the way at two rummage sales, then perused the park before heading home. 

I hope this weather holds. I dread the thought of winter on the horizon.

More on Slenderman

Re-watching the 20/20 on the Slenderman case and growing more and more annoyed at the media. Junie - who is SEVEN - watched it and called the girls idiots for believing in a "make believe" character. He has no facial features and f*ing tentacles and lives in a mansion in the woods; c'mon! These kids weren't suckered by a character's portrayal, they were mentally ill or radically dumb.  #wishIdcreateacharacterasremotelyinterestingasSlendermanbeforeIleavethisearth

Amazing Race - on Friday???

WTH is #TheAmazingRace doing on Friday night???? Luckily I saw it and began recording the epic 25th season! Whoo-hoo!

Boom Boom Mancini - Al Ford

I'm watching the Boom Boom Mancini - Al Ford fight from April of '81. As an eerie foreshadow of events to come, the announcers were calling for the fight to be stopped in the 4th when Ray was overwhelming Ford, saying "this is how tragedies happen [in the ring]." 19 months later Duk Koo Kim was dead by Mancini's hand.

The Coffee Cup Salute

I think that the hubbub over President Obama's "coffee cup" salute is much ado about nothing. I don't think he meant any disrespect, and frankly, as Commander in Chief, if he decides the new standard is for the President to return a salute with a wave and a wink, it's his call. We have become hyper-pro-military in this country. It's a natural swing of the pendulum away from the liberal idiocy of decades past, but I detest the venom it produces.

Our Spiders

Come nightfall, the outside of our house is often ceded to a host of huge spiders, some with bodies as large as a nickel. It's been that way since we moved in. They've never bothered us or ventured inside, - and they keep the mosquito population down to zilch. Plus they vanish at dawn and let us 'rent' the backyard in peace. 

Personally, I dig 'em. 

As usual they were nowhere to be seen this morning, but for once they left evidence of their passage. Lulu's bike was covered in webs, and they spun a beautiful web in the bush on our front lawn.

They're Ready!

Our TEAM SLAP shirts are done and in our hands! I need to lose 15 pounds or buy a damn good bra if I'm actually going to wear the thing, but they look sharp as heck. Woot woot!

Good Job Jeter

I will interrupt my strike to say that it was one heckuva great way for Derek Jeter to close out his Yankee Stadium finale. He wouldn't have needed the dramatics if A-Rod had been there to do what he does best, but all the same, good job. I will now resume my strike.

Eric Holder Resigns

Eric Holder has resigned as Attorney General. Good riddance.

We Have a Reader!

I don't know what's got into our #Centerpieces, but this morning both Smiley and LuLu read through the entire walk to school. (Personally, I'd throw up if I tried to read while walking, but they've got the knack.) Best of all was his choice of book - Ender's Game! 

I expect this kind of thing from the #Bookends, but from the #Centerpieces? Wow. And HOT DOG!

A Trip to Outpost

Just back from a shopping trip to Outpost foods, courtesy of a gift card Lisa won at the Bay View bash. With the card we managed to get a small bag of trail mix and an incense stick - and I had to put cash in. #notacheapplace #whereareallthetransfatshewonderedaloud

This . . .darn. . . phone

My craptastic phone is labeling all incoming texts as being sent from New Year's Eve 1969. That, or the Tardis is stranded in the '60's and the Doctor needs my help. Either/or.

It's Not Our Fault

Me on the phone today: "No, we live in Bay View."

Woman: "Bay View . . . is that a suburb of Milwaukee? Because I"m sorry, but I don't see it listed."

Me,: "Well, I guess,* officially*, it's part of Milwaukee. But that's not our fault."

Mr. Hordick

RIP our neighbor Mr. Hordick, a co-worker of my Grandpa Ralph, an employee of my Great Grandpa Iggy, a fan of Louis L'amour, and a frequent buyer of school fundraising items for my kids. You will be missed.

OMG thats so sad ill miss him - LuLu

Aww): - YaYa

Two TV Anniversaries

Friends premiered 20 years ago today. Could there BE a better anniversary to celebrate?

Just as importantly Lost premiered on this date 10 years ago. Apparently September 22nd is a springboard for TV greatness.

Ten Books

Curry L said I have to name ten books that stick with me. I guess the rules are no more than five minutes of coming up with it and tag him and 10 others. I will not tag anyone, as that smacks of heathen communism and, more importantly, work. Continue the meme is you wish. Here is the list

1. Henry and Ribsy

2. If I Never Get Back: A Novel

3.Education of a Wandering Man by Louis L'amour

4. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

5. The Stand by Stephen King

6. To Kill a Mockingbird 

7. The Rookie by Jerry B Jenkins

8. Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein

9. Early Autumn by Robert B. Parker

10. any Civil War book by Bruce Catton

Keep it Up!

I'm super proud that I just found LuLu, never a big reader, lying in bed reading an Alex Rider book (by Anthony Horowitz). Sure, she'll tear up an Archie comic and the Wimpy Kid series, but beyond that, it's always been a pain to get her to read. Now she's plowed through the Hunger Games and Catching Fire and moved on to the Rider series. I was so happy to see it I went and picked up an armful of the books from the library this evening. She claims she's being teased at school for reading in her downtime (and that's hard for someone so focused on popularity) but Lu- keep it up baby!

60 Minutes

If you're watching 60 Minutes, good for you. Their story on ISIS is something you should be watching. It was disturbing to see former Sec of Defense Leon Panetta (2011-2013) say that he was against pulling our troops out of Iraq - for fear of exactly what happened in its wake. King Abdullah of Jordan is very articulate and a great interview subject, btw.