This morning I was awakened by the kids.
"Dad, someone's on the porch. I don't know who it is," LuLu said.
I stumbled to the door bare chested to find two young women, each wearing professional attire and ID tags on lanyards around their necks.
"Just a minute," I said. I went and grabbed a t-shirt from my room.
"May I help you?" I asked a minute later.
"Hello sir. First, I'd like to thank you for putting on a shirt . . ."
"Oh, no problem . . .[cartoon double take]. Hey!!"
"I meant, um, just, uh, no need for the "gun show", ya know?
Uh-huh. Grrrrrrr.
Btw They were from a charity, collecting donations.
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