Hey!

This morning I was awakened by the kids.

"Dad, someone's on the porch. I don't know who it is," LuLu said. 

I stumbled to the door bare chested to find two young women, each wearing professional attire and ID tags on lanyards around their necks.

"Just a minute," I said. I went and grabbed a t-shirt from my room.

"May I help you?" I asked a minute later.

"Hello sir. First, I'd like to thank you for putting on a shirt . . ."

"Oh, no problem . . .[cartoon double take]. Hey!!" 

"I meant, um, just, uh, no need for the "gun show", ya know?

Uh-huh. Grrrrrrr.

Btw They were from a charity, collecting donations.