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Sunday, November 1, 2015

Halloween Pics of Trick or Treat






Halloween 2015 Pt 2

More than 1000 pieces of candy, and we still ran out with an hour left of trick or treat.


Our Halloween Party 2015 Pt 1



LuLu has a fit

LuLu is literally whining and stomping her feet yelling "Take me to the library!" What a dork. #DNACannotBeOvercome

update: LuLu just blocked me on Facebook and reported me as a bully. "Have fun having one less daughter," she said.

update 2: After making her watch football for an hour as punishment, I drove LuLui down to Central library. I was stopped by an old co-worker from the '90's and chatted for ten minutes or so, again annoying my daughter. "Why do you have to stop and talk to someone everywhere we go?? Why can't you just be normal? 

Also, this gem: "I still disown you. You're not my father, you're my legal guardian now. I still love you, but that's because it's normal to have feelings for your guardian."

Twenty Questions

Lisa and I went to dinner at the restaurant where Caitlin works, and  our niece did a fine job of trying to squirrel out of my questions about her plans. :)

Saturday, October 31, 2015

The Media is Ridiculous

Spittin' Truth

I know people say their kids are good looking all the time, but let's face it: there are some ugly @@s children in the world. Mine, however, are legit attractive. Lisa, we bred well baby.

Do Your Jobs Right, Media

To repeat a comment I made earlier: not every consumer complaint, not every schoolyard drama, not every personal life event is *news*.  It's fine for your Facebook page or diary, but I'm sick of seeing it reported by national news services. ABC/CNN, etc. needs to concentrate on issues and events of ACTUAL importance to the nation.

Halloween '15

The Halloween Party was a success, and I'll try and post pics tomorrow. Thanks to Tracy and Pam for their company and the fog machine, JJ for help with prep and for handing out candy, Alex and Trudy for the syringe moonshine shots, Capri's Mom for walking with us, my cousin Becky and her son for stopping by and taking Smiley and Junie  out again, and whoever else I missed :) Thanks everyone!

School Halloween Costumes

Yesterday's school Halloween party. Not LuLu's current costume


It Begins

Just had our first trick or treater. A half hour early, they didn't speak English, and they got back in a car and drove off.  Yes, I gave them candy)

Friday, October 30, 2015

LOL

Bowling

Party prep in progress, and with Lisa unexpectedly shorthanded I went and pre-bowled. I notched a 103, 102, and 115, marking the first time I crossed the century mark in all three games.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Congrats to Paul Ryan!

Congrats to Paul Ryan on being elected 54th Speaker of the House! #WisconsinProud

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Ike and Grant

#MyPrecious

It's a Good Season (so far)

I'm now 6-1 in my fantasy league and in sole possession of first place, after just trouncing the former #1 team by fifty points to win my third A## Kicker Award of the season.

This isn't the Way to Run a Country

If you follow conservative news sites, and I doubt anyone here does, you'll note there is a crazy, 1964 vibe on the far right. Ryan isn't conservative enough to be speaker? He's an Obama wannabe? The establishment must be ignored and overthrown? WTH people, put away your tin hats and focus on getting elected and governing. That's the goal, not this Goldwater kamikaze bulls##t. It's like they want to lose just so they can claim the game is rigged.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Anniverary Wishes

By posting this at exactly midnight, I hope to beat Dan in wishing him a Happy 19th anniversary.....I love you baby, here's to many more years of being your wife! 😍  - Lisa

Happy 19th Anniversary Lisa!  Here's hoping you keep me around for at least another nineteen! xoxo

Saturday, October 24, 2015

ISO

We bought a second hand suit to rip up for Smiley's Zombie costume. The trouble is, when he tried it on he looked so damn good we're saving it for Christmas mass. So, if anyone has a boys suit to spare PLEASE contact me. Thanks.