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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Reformation Day

As Lisa is Lutheran, I am compelled to point out that today is the 500th anniversary of the day Luther allegedly nailed his 95 Theses to a church door, starting the Protestant Reformation. (He sent the letter that day, but probably posted it on the door in mid-November). So, from a die-hard Catholic, and for the first and last time in my life: Happy Reformation Day.

Monday, October 30, 2017

A Great Game

THAT was a great game! Despite being down 4-0, the Astros win it in 10 innings (and 5 hrs, 17 minutes) by a score of 13-12 to take a 3-2 lead in the Series. This just might go down as one of the greatest Series in history.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

My Doctor Who Scarf!!

For Halloween, I had a vague notion of making a costume that combined the iconic looks of all 12 versions of the Doctor (Doctor Who). Of course that demanded a 4th Doctor scarf, and for that I enlisted co-worker Jenny K to do the dirty work, following an official BBC document. The costume never materialized, but she finished the scarf in time and I proudly wore it during Trick or Treat.



YaYa got her Nose Pierced

got my nose pierced today - YaYa

3 Kitties

Excuse the unmade bed,  but a Halloween Miracle: all three cats were not only together,  but asleep on our bed. Custard has been with us two years and is rarely seen by me and Lisa,  as she chooses to reside on the second floor with the kids. But with only one eye,  the new beds are flummoxing her, and she's having trouble judging their height. I reckon that's why she's migrated to our adult abode.

A Successful Night!

Last night we gave out approx 580 pieces of candy we bought; two bags of ~180 pieces each donated by guests; and a pile of my old comic books we gave out to teenage trick or treaters.  At one piece a kid that means we got upwards of 1000 trick or treaters and STILL ran out.  Other than a hefty teenager who chose to lean on my stair rail until it cracked (!), moving my porch project up six months,  it was a very successful night here in Bay View!

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Trick or Treat 17

Our  Annual Halloween Party didn't happen this year; we were financially and emotionally exhausted from YaYa's Sweet 16 party and the furniture purchase. That's a shame,  but we'll be back next year. We still decorated and trick or treated,  and I hope everyone involved had fun.





Friday, October 27, 2017

The Kids Get New Furniture!

It's here! (fingers crossed - more on that later)


Smiley my man, I put this here as a preemptive apology. It's fifteen minutes before your concert, only about 2/3 of the 30 items are in the house, and they haven't got the first room's assembly started. There's no way I can see of getting out of here in time to see you perform. That sucks. I love you and I know you'll do great. I'm sorry.

2.5 hours since delivery/assembly started, and it's about half done. The initial excitement has faded to. . . Boredom.

3.5 hours in. Three beds done, one to go, then the dressers.

Well, it took five hours, an aborted delivery last week, and a lot of moolah, but all the kids are spending the night in new beds, with new furniture, mattresses, and bed coverings too.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Lord knows I don't object to class being dismissed a half hour early. I'm not a fool. But when you get up on two hours of sleep, drive halfway across the city, and struggle for parking, all for a mere 45 minutes of instruction, there is a part of you that screams WTF.

Littered

My Facebook feed is littered with "sponsored" Scientologist propaganda against Leah Remini. Shame on Zuck for accepting money from that cult.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

He Is Not Amused

GusGus does not appear to be a fan of the Halloween costume LuLu and Smiley chose for him.

Unacceptable

When AOL closed their blog platform nine years ago the sites were automatically migrated to Blogger and all thousand + photos moved to Photobucket.  Last week YaYa called my attention to those error on Slapinions.  When I went to Photobucket to comply with the upgrade request,  I was appalled: the "affordable" option is $399 per year.  So,  the first five years of my blog are permanently gutted.  Now,  I'm a paranoid prone to redundancy,  so I have a complete pdf version of the site,  but I am still in mourning.

Monday, October 23, 2017

Happy 16th!

Happy sweet 16 to my beautiful daughter. We're are both stubborn women so we have our moments but mostly I'm just proud and grateful to know you and thankful to God to be given the opportunity to be your mom. I love you baby! - Lisa

Happy Birthday!

Happy 16th  Birthday to my Caillou Andromeda aka YaYa ! I love you more than lips can tell! 
xoxo

Friday, October 20, 2017

Opiods

There is no opioid "epidemic." There are people that need them, and do not abuse them. And then there are losers who misuse them, claim their choice is a "disease", and the rest of this soft society cowers and bends to their lie. My coworker just spent a week in the hospital in extreme pain and was given nothing you couldn't buy over the counter, because, you know, there's an "epidemic."

WTH Junie?!!!

Junie was eating on the couch and got crumbs on the seat. I told her to clean it up, and then, from experience, told her "And that doesn't mean brush it onto the carpet." I left for a second, came back, and you know what she was doing? SHOVING THE CRUMBS INTO THE CRACK OF THE SEAT CUSHION. WTH?

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Sons of Anarchy

I've finished season three. It wasn't my favorite. The whole Belfast excursion played out like a (violent) comic book, and too much of the season was handcuffed by the events of the previous finale. S3's finale to tho, nearly salvaged the year. My word, that episode was good.

Good on Her :)

Monday the two oldest were off of school.  So how did  LuLu choose to spend the day? By volunteering the whole day at her old grade school.  It was a mini-Team Slap reunion on the walk to school!

Friday, October 13, 2017

The Loft Beds

The loft bed is disassembled and awaiting pickup on the front porch. Team effort by me and the youngest three of Team Slap, but alas we damaged the stair railing on the way downstairs.

October 20th: Update on the beds: the loft was given to family,  but the other three were never picked up by the person who claimed them.  So I called the local food pantry and they found a family in need. This morning the family came to get them,  leaving us a very nice thank you letter from their kids.  Better than cash any day.

Thieves

Smiley called my attention to some kids in the yard. When I came out the back door and barked they dropped whatever they grabbed and booked it down the alley. As there's only one redheaded, freckled black kid in the neighborhood, it wasn't difficult to track him home and speak to his grandfather.

Sons of Anarchy

I just finished season one. I am in LOVE with this show!!!

Thursday, October 12, 2017

I agree with GSA

Agreed. BSA is an anachronistic organization desperate to survive, and far inferior to GSA. Let it burn.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Dogs are NOT kids

Children and pets are NOT the same. "Furbaby" my a$$. So sad that our troubled  society seems to get that fact confused.

Monday, October 9, 2017

Slime?????

When your kid gets slime? On multiple areas of her relatively new purple shag carpet and doesn't tell anyone until it's dried and basically destroyed and you scream "why?!" until tears are streaming down your face.  Whhhhy? Why can't my kids ever take care of anything? This is obviously my fault, some break down of parental teaching somewhere.....