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Sunday, September 30, 2018
Saturday, September 29, 2018
Hollywood Double-Standards
Rosie O’Donnell: “f*ck u u closeted idiot"
Kathy Griffin: "Look at Miss Lindsey Graham trying to be all tough! What?Does Putin have a picture of Lindsay f*cking a donkey?"
Bill Maher joked that Graham needed the “stabilizing influence of his dead boyfriend" John McCain.
When they're not busy supporting pedophiles (Allen and Polanski) rapists (Cosby) and creeps (Weinstein) Hollywood is busy being homophobic.
Friday, September 28, 2018
Thursday, September 27, 2018
100 Years Ago Today
100 years ago today, America's deadliest WWI battle began in the Meuse-Argonne offensive. A mere month and a half before the wars end, it claimed the lives of 26,000 US servicemen. RIP
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
Tuesday, September 25, 2018
The Bickersons
If you have the chance, listen to the old radio show The Bickerson's. LOL funny. Here's a typical exchange.
B: You used to be so considerate. Since you got married to me you haven't got any sympathy at all.
J: I have, too. I've got everybody's sympathy.
B: Believe me, there's better fish in the ocean than the one I caught.
J: There's better bait, too.
B: I don't see how you can go to bed without kissing me good night.
J: I can do it.
B: You'd better say you're sorry for that, John.
J: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
B: You are not.
J: I am too. I'm the sorriest man that was ever born.
B: Is there any milk for breakfast?
J: No.
B: Then you'll have to eat out.
J: I don't care, I've been doing it all week.
B: What for? I left you enough food for six days. I cooked a whole bathtub full of rice. What happened to it?
J: I took a bath in it.
B: Why didn't you eat it?
J: I've told you a million times I can't stand the sight of rice.
B: Why not?
J: Because it's connected to the saddest mistake of my life.
B: You stopped loving me the day we were married.
J: That wasn't the day at all.
Monday, September 24, 2018
2nd Dream of the NIght
2nd dream: I was driving to work but first taking LuLu to my Mom's place when I made a wrong turn. Frustrated with being late I backed out of a spot at Burger King and scraped the whole side of her car, then got pulled over by the police. Apparently I was under arrest for the property damage but suddenly Lisa was there but she wasn't Lisa but Jennifer Gardner, who convinced the cops I was a recovering alcoholic and suffering from concussion syndrome "he's the 15th victim" (of who/what she didn't say.)
Then I was at the funeral for Angela from The Office, who was displayed in her coffin. Her corpse began chanting "I'm meat meat meat eat me I'm meat" so Kevin from the show took a slice of her belly and dug in.
Enough
Michael Avenatti, the lawyer for Stormy Daniels, claims to have proof Kavannaugh ran a group rape ring while a judge.
I can fathom a teenage Kavannaugh groping a girl at a party. I can acknowledge that it's possible he whipped out his penis at a college kegger. I don't believe it, but it's conceivable.
You will NEVER convince me that he orchestrated a gang rape club while a sitting Federal judge that passed 6 FBI clearance investigations. A child can see through these lies. It's time the GOP grew a backbone, called a vote, and told the Democrats to pound sand.
Where's my Unicycle?
I've spent about 10 minutes of my life on a skateboard, and that was long ago as a teenager with Jon Z. None-the-less, I had a very vivid dream last night that I was skateboarding around town and misplaced my board. I woke up very upset .
"Where's my skateboard?" I asked Lisa.
She laughed. "I don't know. Where's my unicycle?"
HaHa. A liberal AND a comedian. "Lucky" me.
Sunday, September 23, 2018
Lizzie
Lisa and I went to see "Lizzie" this afternoon. Unfortunately, for a movie about some of the most famous murders in American history, it was a slow character study that lacked dramatic tension. You do, however, get to see Chloe Sevigny and Kristen Stewart naked, which I did not find objectionable.
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