Quotes of the Day

YaYa to me: "You know that New Kid [On the Block] Mom likes? She told me that if he liked her she'd dump you. For real Daddy!"

My sister C. "YaYa that's not true! Your Mommy said that if Jon (Knight) wanted her she'd feel bad because she loves Daddy but that she'd have to dump him to move up in the world. That's all."

Oh, is that all? :)

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LuLu to me, as we headed out on a bike ride tonight and saw the moon. 

"It's only a half moon!," she said. Then after a moment. "Daddy, if spacemen were going to the moon and they, um, they didn't remembered that it was only half a moon like um, if they like go to the other side where it's not a moon would they fall off?"

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After listening to more than my fair share of her complaints about this that and the other thing (largely things I've done) I told  Lisa to knock it off and buck up. She looked at me appalled.

"Hello! I"m a woman. This is what we do," she said.

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YaYa has been a pompous pain in the as* lately and I angrily tried to put her in her place tonight.

"Listen here YaYa Middle Name, quit thinking you're the bomb! No matter who you are in this world there's always going to be someone smarter, or luckier, or better looking. You understand?," I said. Then I winked.

"Unless your name is Dan Slapinions of course."