247°F is a horror
film about a group of twenty-something’s who find themselves locked in a sauna
as it creeps towards the titular 247°, which we’re told is the temperature that
causes death. (This, believe it or not, was a Lisa pick. Have I mentioned I
love that lady?) I should say it’s billed as a horror film, but I’d consider it more of a
thriller, and then only nominally. There are no real scares here, and the
characters are so thinly constructed it’s hard to pick someone to root for – although the
blonde guy gets my vote, simply by being the most recognizably adult of the
bunch. One thing though: if you’re locked in a sauna that’s approaching
200°shouldn’t there be, oh, I don’t know, a lot of sweat? Apparently the
production couldn’t afford more than the occasional sprits from a water bottle
during pivotal scenes. Grade: C-
I began to worry about
Barricade when I popped in the DVD and was treated to five minutes of WWE
wrestling previews. Greeeeaaaat – a movie produced by a wrestling outfit; stand
by Oscar committee. Putting that bad
omen aside, I gave the movie an honest shot. The movie stars Eric McCormack (Will of Will and Grace) as a recent widower who takes his two young
children to an isolated winter cabin to celebrate Christmas. Something happens
– be it supernatural, man-made, or otherwise – and the family finds themselves
frantically barricading themselves in for their very survival. I found the plot
woefully transparent yet orchestrated sloppily, leading to confusion (and
boredom) for most of the movie’s duration. I wasn’t keen on this one. Grade: D+
I had the opposite experience with the charming Safety Not Guaranteed. A man posts a classified ad looking for a companion
to travel back in time with him, and a local magazine jumps on the chance to do
a feature on the guy. Aubrey Plaza plays the magazine intern saddled with the
task of landing the time travel gig, but it’s not long before she begins to
think of the purported time traveler as more than just an interesting subject
for an article. This movie is sweet,
quirky, and overall a joy to watch. We greatly enjoyed it. Grade: A
Nearly as impressive was Sound of My Voice. Maggie is an enigmatic young woman,
purportedly from the future, who has began to amass a small cult following in
the basement of a local home. A young couple is determined to expose the
dangers of the cult, but when they infiltrate the group they find themselves
slowly corrupted by Maggie’s influence.
Is Maggie a true danger? Is she a charlatan, or could she be just what
she says she is – a prophet from decades down the road? This is a crisp,
smartly done film that is weakened by an ambiguous/’twist’ ending I could have
done without. Even so, I grade this a solid A/A-
Spoiler alert: Was the child really Maggie’s Mom? Is that
proof she’s from the future? I vote no – the child is never seen in the company
of her mother, and I’d wager that Maggie is in fact the child’s mother, not
vice versa. I am a little confused about the Justice agent’s odd behavior in
the hotel room, leading me to think she’s not who she says she is, but the
police presence at the end appears to back up her story.
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