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Saturday, October 26, 2013

Maritial Conversation

1st conversation of the morn': We were laying in bed when I shook Lisa awake. 

Lisa: (groggy and angry) What? Why'd you do that? 

Me: You're twitching in your sleep. You look like you're having a seizure. Knock it off so I can sleep. 

Lisa: I can't help it, I'm dancing in my dreams. 

Me: (long pause) What? Seriously??

Lisa: Yes, I'm dancing in my dream. 

Me: (shorter pause) Jeezus that's tacky. Stop that s**t. 

Lisa: (laughs, then hits me) As**ole.

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