Lisa: (groggy and angry) What? Why'd you do that?
Me: You're twitching in your sleep. You look like you're having a seizure. Knock it off so I can sleep.
Lisa: I can't help it, I'm dancing in my dreams.
Me: (long pause) What? Seriously??
Lisa: Yes, I'm dancing in my dream.
Me: (shorter pause) Jeezus that's tacky. Stop that s**t.
Lisa: (laughs, then hits me) As**ole.
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